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Rudolph, 42

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About Me

Let's see...... I am a crazy psycho and just escaped from the insane asylum. I was last seen wearing an orange jump suit with patient number ***on the front. If you have seen me, RUN! Or call the cops.... The number for ***is ***so call quickly. Thanks and have a blessed day :-)Now that we have the intro out of the way, if ya wanna know anything else then just let me knowLol sorry for the rambling silliness but can't seem to find anyone who actually reads these things anyway so just decided to try to be funny :-). I am an easy going person that can have fun doing practically anything and everything. Just a casual night out for happy hour, to get to know each other, would be nice. I love to talk, considering thats what I get paid to do. If you think you like what you hear then send me a message and let's see if it goes anywhere.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

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