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Eason, 44
United States, Louisiana, Belle Chasse

Offline, last seen Tue, 17 Mar 2026 18:20:31

About Me

Here are just a few things I like or DislikeI like to freeze my cereal bowl to prolong the coldness of my milk.- I haven't had any carbonated and/or caffeinated beverage in over eight years.- I haven't had chocolate in over a year.-- I do have an ass fetish- I sleep naked on my left side.- I hit the GYM on a regular basis, I prefer my partner to do the same.- Top 5 Albums/Musicians in current rotation: all classic rock 80's music.- A horse, a trail and a can of beans in my saddle bags, the sweet life.- I do not club.- I do bar.- I need my coffee in the morning.- I have battle scars, thankfully most are hidden or small. - I will take any excuse to go on extended roadtrips and/or adventures. Seriously.- When I travel, I never do touristy things. like follow others, I am a leader, I blaze the trail.-- I am Republican and do not associate with Democrats, especially with the ones who do not understand our Constitution.- Recently started my Doodle-a-Day project.- I drive a Jaguar- But not Russian.- Family Guy keeps me in stitches - Pro-Photographer - Sex & Swimming = life.- Not afraid to fight bears. Except polar bears.- Can solve a Rubik's cube faster than you. Actually never had one in my hand.- I do not ***, I do not waste my time on such a thing, ***, I find something more constructive to do with my time.I have seen it all, been there, done it and done it several times over. I have witnessed the horrors of war and thank god daily for being able to continue on with my body parts still intact, and still sleeping like a baby at night. Get completely smashed and go do some laser hair removal at a local mall. Kidnap puppies from the beach. Pull fire alarms at senior citizen homes and see who has the fastest evacuation time. Dress up in white and pretend to be waiters at the Cheesecake Factory and cause mad chaos on a busy Friday night. Take life too seriously. Update our *** let everyone know how awesome the first date is. Order shrimp coc.ktails and hold the shrimp. Make this website not block the coc.k in coc.ktails. Run for mayor of a small town. Build blanket forts. Donate things from people who are pack rats and see how long it takes them to notice that things are missing. Skip to MY loo. Not your loo. Sexually harass people's shadows. Donate pot brownies to natural disaster victims. Eat masking tape. Update your Twitter and *** you just ate a massive ball of tape and aren't sure what to expect next. Destroy all marshmallow Peeps. Post absurd romance ads on Craigslist and see who bites and let hilarity ensue shortly after. Backpack around your inside your home for three days and pretend we're in Europe. And then make a scrap book from the photos you took from back packing around your house and show all our friends our crazy and wild adventures we had while back packing around your house.Everything above in the block is not real, it is humorous only.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Metal Indian Italian Spanish Horror Mystery Baseball Motorcycle Racing Snowboarding
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