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Eason, 44

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About Me

Here are just a few things I like or DislikeI like to freeze my cereal bowl to prolong the coldness of my milk.- I haven't had any carbonated and/or caffeinated beverage in over eight years.- I haven't had chocolate in over a year.-- I do have an ass fetish- I sleep naked on my left side.- I hit the GYM on a regular basis, I prefer my partner to do the same.- Top 5 Albums/Musicians in current rotation: all classic rock 80's music.- A horse, a trail and a can of beans in my saddle bags, the sweet life.- I do not club.- I do bar.- I need my coffee in the morning.- I have battle scars, thankfully most are hidden or small. - I will take any excuse to go on extended roadtrips and/or adventures. Seriously.- When I travel, I never do touristy things. like follow others, I am a leader, I blaze the trail.-- I am Republican and do not associate with Democrats, especially with the ones who do not understand our Constitution.- Recently started my Doodle-a-Day project.- I drive a Jaguar- But not Russian.- Family Guy keeps me in stitches - Pro-Photographer - Sex & Swimming = life.- Not afraid to fight bears. Except polar bears.- Can solve a Rubik's cube faster than you. Actually never had one in my hand.- I do not ***, I do not waste my time on such a thing, ***, I find something more constructive to do with my time.I have seen it all, been there, done it and done it several times over. I have witnessed the horrors of war and thank god daily for being able to continue on with my body parts still intact, and still sleeping like a baby at night. Get completely smashed and go do some laser hair removal at a local mall. Kidnap puppies from the beach. Pull fire alarms at senior citizen homes and see who has the fastest evacuation time. Dress up in white and pretend to be waiters at the Cheesecake Factory and cause mad chaos on a busy Friday night. Take life too seriously. Update our *** let everyone know how awesome the first date is. Order shrimp coc.ktails and hold the shrimp. Make this website not block the coc.k in coc.ktails. Run for mayor of a small town. Build blanket forts. Donate things from people who are pack rats and see how long it takes them to notice that things are missing. Skip to MY loo. Not your loo. Sexually harass people's shadows. Donate pot brownies to natural disaster victims. Eat masking tape. Update your Twitter and *** you just ate a massive ball of tape and aren't sure what to expect next. Destroy all marshmallow Peeps. Post absurd romance ads on Craigslist and see who bites and let hilarity ensue shortly after. Backpack around your inside your home for three days and pretend we're in Europe. And then make a scrap book from the photos you took from back packing around your house and show all our friends our crazy and wild adventures we had while back packing around your house.Everything above in the block is not real, it is humorous only.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Brennen

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    Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51

    I'm sensitive and generous. Calm and thoughtful. My son is my life. He comes first, always.That said, to take care of him I have to take care of myself. I need to take things slow and find the the right person.I think some people might be put off by someone saying they want a commitment. I think it's something that comes in time. One or two dates does not equal a commitment. Short term goal : meeting people, getting to know them. Long term goal : yes, a relationship. I have no intent to be in a committed relationship with someone I'm not compatible with.What am I looking for in a woman... hmmmm... I think I would like to meet a narcissitic, know it all nag. Someone who makes me feel like I'm never good enough no matter how hard I try. I want someone who will emotionally abuse me (mandatory) with the possibility of physical abuse (a plus).Someone who can really make me feel beaten down and worthless within 30 minutes of waking up (even by phone). If this is you, chat me up. I'll give you all my contact info so you can stalk me first. Going somewhere public so you can yell at me (in front of strangers) about everything I'm doing wrong.

  • Griffith

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    Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50

    Things that I can assure you from the beginning1) I look just like my pictures. You won’t need to wander around asking where I am.2) If we meet you will laugh and have fun. We all know that not every meeting/date turns into forever after but you will walk away having had a nice time at least.3) No ex-wife baggage. It’s been seven years and we get along just fine and are able to co parent pretty well together. There have been no slide backs if you know what I mean.4) I like to communicate. Whether it’s in person, on the phone, text or *** I ask how you day was it means I REALLY want to know.6) I believe in appropriate PDA7) I CAN be spontaneous, but if your kids are anything like mine than you know that as a single parent we live our lives off of a color-coded calendar. If its right I promise to give you your own color 8) I enjoy country music. The songs have meaning and can usually be listened to even with little ears around. I still need to learn how to dance though.9) I am my boy’s father ***not just on the days they are with me which is 50% of the time. I know every situation is different and is the way it is for a reason, but I take my job as a father VERY seriously. I am a Daily Dad not a Disneyland Dad.***I like to laugh. I will tell a joke even if I know it will get me in trouble.***I work from home running my own business, so I have mastered the art of multitasking of making a living and keeping a home.***I am a night owl. I will work at midnight so that I have time during the day to get to the gym or go for a long ride.***I work out ***times a week, but I am not a gym-weight rat. For me a 25 mile ride on my bike or 75 minutes on a treadmill works for me. If you choose to get to know me I will tell you how I got to this point.***I do try to eat healthy, but I now workout so that I can eat what I want.***Not a big beer fan. Give me Jack or Captain and diet coke or a margarita. Hard apple cider if I HAVE to drink beer though.***I don’t nor have I ever smoked, dipped or chewed.***No tattoos or piercings and you won’t find any shirtless pics of me on my profile.***I am a foodie – enjoy the new food truck scene and local joints. Not uptight and pretentious places just good food that’s not from a chain place.***I will always have your back but that also means telling you if I disagree with something. I expect the same in return.***Drama happens – if you have kids, an ex, a job, family or friends it’s going to happen. No one ever likes drama, but it is part of life. NO ONE is exempt from that or above it. We just deal with it.***I want to get to the point with someone where *** asking, “would you like to go out Saturday night?’ that it is more like, “so what are WE doing Saturday night?"22). I have good manners. I will open doors, walk you to your car and will want to know that you got home safely.***in 5What I am hoping for in my special someone. And yes I realize that no one has everything.1) Be active (if you ride or run that would be AWESOME***Be a good mom3) Don’t make me pay for the sins of your ex. 4) Look like your pictures. Oh the stories that could be told. 5) Smile and laugh. A sense of humor is very attractive.6) Communicate7) At least like sports a little. You don't have to like MY teams just don't openly root against them. Fans of the Yankees, Redskins and Lakers we MAY have an issue or two :***Have the time to see if something can grow from this. 9) Like country music or at least tolerate it.Things I am NOT into1) If you only date guys that have boats, cars and other toys in their profile pics than we are not going to be a good fit. 2) Dating but nothing serious – to me that just screams someone who wants to be taken out by a different guy every night. Not my thing.3) Long distance relationships. I have done that way too often. Some involved long drives others involved plane rides.4) If you only want to see each other every few weeks. Not for me.5) Drugs. That should go without saying but…6) Laziness7) Having to go out and get drunk in order to have fun. We aren't in college anymore and if you only find me attractive when you are loaded than its time to move on.8). Last minute cancellations for lame reasons. And no sick kids are not a lame reason. I would rather you just say you changed your mind and are not interested. 9). Not really into the totally tatted out girl.I am sure there is more that could go on each lists but that is the fun of getting to know someone in person. We would find a restaurant where we could enjoy a nice meal and get to know one another. Than after you fall head over heels for me I would whisk us off to Vegas where we could meet Elvis and buy a nice piece of jewelery than stay in the Honeymoon Suite of the Bellagio. When we get back you can introduce me to your mom and dad and we would live happily ever after. Okay how about dinner and drinks than we go from there? Do something fun afterward. Elvis can wait.

  • Ervin

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

    Like to travel. Spend time at the beach or upstate ny. Looking for someone who might want to come along. Coffee or a quick bite to eat to break the ice.

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