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JosseOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I work as a Corrections Officer. I have a background in law enforcement and the military. I like Sports, tailgating parties, road trips, camping, the beach and being around fun positive people. I'm looking for someone who is stable in their lives (NO DRAMA please)....has a real job, their own transportation and time for a relationship. I would like to meet someone that is honest, down to earth and likes being outdoors....Say Hi if you're interested! Coffee, Appetizers, Cold Beer, Glass of Wine.....Lets see if we click!
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JerrellOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi, welcome to The Perfect Man Store, how can I help? Oh, you're looking for Mr. Right? Yes, we get lots of requests for him. Unfortunately, that model has been discontinued and replaced with "Dream Man". Now, don't worry this one can do everything Mr. Right could do, plus more! What's that? Oh, he has to be down-to-earth, handsome and undyingly loyal to those he loves? Well of course he has all of those qualities and much, much more. Miss, allow me show you what else Dream Man can do. Dream Man comes loaded with all of the latest features: a beautiful body, mind, heart and soul. He’s tall and handsome just perfect for showing off out on the town, or on the beach (and this model actually goes in the water!). Wherever you decide to take him, he is sure to make you feel special, dashing, and ever so debonair. Now, while Mr. Right was pretty smart he was also a bit arrogant and many of our customers complained about that. So Dream Man was built with a new program called "humility". He is very interested in hearing what you have to say and can hold a conversation about virtually anything. Can he have fun you ask? Of course! Dream Man can dance, he can make you laugh with his dry wit and amusing anecdotes, he loves to travel and best of all, and he comes with a program called The Open Mind. In other words, you can teach him all sorts of neat tricks and expose him to virtually anything and he'll adapt and find a positive outcome. Well, unfortunately, the store is closing please come visit us again tomorrow. Anything you wish
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WilsonOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Top 10 reasons I’m different that other guys out there:***I have a job! A real job that is full time, pays a salary, allows me plenty of free time. ***No drama-no baggage! Yes, I have kids. However, there is no baby-mama drama at all! We were married, got divorced, and have both moved on… ***I love kids and animals. See above for kids…I love all animals, and they seem to really like me (as do kids). I don’t kill animals, except insects…I’m an awesome spider killer!***I’m a giver, especially of my time. I volunteer to coach youth sports (football and baseball), and will always volunteer to help others and the community.***managing. I don’t sweat the small stuff. Why be bothered if someone orders red wine with fish, or thinks IU is better than Purdue, or leaves the cap off the toothpaste.***I’m not a serial dater, into one night stands, or dating married people. I’m truly looking for one special person. Anyway, the whole first date thing is so awkward. Being comfortable with a special someone is way better.***I don’t judge people…except maybe the people of Walmart J. I have no issues with anyone due to their race, religion, or income level. I do have issues with people who are rude, disrespectful, or think they are “elite”.***I’m a planner, but I’ll always plan something we both can enjoy. I’m also a “driver”, so you can feel free to relax and enjoy yourself!***All my pictures are recent! A couple of them were taken just a couple of weeks ago-see if you can tell which ones! So no, I have not lost any hair or gained any weight since the pictures were taken J Also, no shirtless bathroom pics (ok, there is one bathroom pic, but still with my shirt on!), or other…revealing pics from below the belt line! No shame in the game, but there has to be something left to the imagination.And the number one reason: ***I don’t lie, cheat, or steal. Never have, never will, just not in my DNA.