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BraylinOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I, Prospective Boyfriend, would like to present myself as a prospective lover, boyfriend and/or future husband (soul-mate). Our love affair would be on probationary period for three months and after that period, depending on compatibility and how well you behave yourself, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of said probation period, there will be continuous "on-the-relationship" training and frequent relationship evaluations and appraisals which could lead to possible promotions from lover to spouse or termination of this agreement. The expenses incurred for coffees, dinners and entertainment would initially be shared equally between both parties. Later, based on your performance and whether you've called the cops on me or not, I may but will not be obligated to take up a larger share of the aforementioned expenses. However, being the broad-minded individual that I am as well as a firm supporter of the women's lib movement would consider allowing YOU to pay all expenses and even open doors for me.You would have to be between the ages of 31 and 42. Sorry, I do not wish to play the role of father so if you did not get enough hugs as a child, please do not apply. I'll still hug you though. That's just the kind of guy I am. There are some qualifications and only two requirements. They are as follows:Always be impressed with how strong I amAlways be impressed with how smart I am.Must not be a traveling nurseMust be willing to try new thingsMust be able to admit when she is wrongThe kinkier the betterKnows that handcuffs aren't just for cops but also knows that cops do not have to be involved for ME to wear themLaughs at my jokesBrings cookies to classReturns my phone callsTAKES my phone callsCan give a great back rubDoesn't care if I leave the seat upGives great *** kisses take her breath awayShe takes MY breath awayHer best friend isn't a guy that she slept withSleeps better when I'm next to herThanks me every time I open the door for herDoesn't need batteriesActually WANTS to get married somedayWill touch herself and not be embarrassedWill touch ME and not be embarrassedWill show me her boobs in a store when nobody's lookingWill never say 'nothing’s wrong' when there isIs excellent at scooping Ice CreamCan't get enough of meWill know when I'm kiddingTrusts meMeans it when she says she loves meThere they are. YOU will have to guess which two are the requirements. I request that you to kindly respond to this offer within 30 days of receiving this notice. Failure to do so would nullify this offer and your eligibility would be cancelled without further notice and at such time I shall consider someone else. If you received this offer in error or you do not wish to take me up on this offer please forward this letter to the nearest eligible woman. Thanking you in anticipation.Yours ….perhaps,The New Boyfriend?Disclaimer: This offer is void where prohibited by law or would otherwise get me in trouble. The sole purpose of this agreement is to find me a suitable mate and make you laugh in the process. If any party, group, minority or individual is in any way offended by this material it is suggested that you Chill out! I mean really ….lighten up. All characters and situations portrayed are purely fictitious. It's not always about you ya know. All material in this blog is copyrighted by me, Founder of the Purposeless Lists Corporation. PLC, Inc. Really this is supposed to make you smile. If you want to know about me ask :)
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SebastianOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I like to have fun all the time and get a laugh out from everybody. It doesn't where I'm at or what I'm doing I'm always going to be the jokester.I like to watch sports football is my favorite. GO CARDINALS!!!! I like to watch Boxing, UFC, Basketball, and some Baseball.I like going out to dinner with friends and trying different places to eat. My favorite food is steak. But I'm open-minded to trying anything as long as it's cooked and it's not crawling around on my plate.I'm a social drinker and sometimes can go months without having a drink. I don't like drinking alone and I almost never buy alcohol from the store. And id if do I don't bring it home home and drink alone. I just don't see any fun in drinking alone.I like hiking, snowboarding, and playing paintball. I'm thinking of taking up boxing. I picked up playing the electric guitar about a year ago and I really want to learn so I really should start paying for some lessons.I'm open-minded to most music except country western. I like rock, classic rock and heavy metal no glam metal. Like Dave Mustaine said glam stands for Gay L.A. Music.I used to listen to rap and hip hop and also r&b. But not so much anymore I'm so caught up into rock music now.If you like to know more send me a message. I'd love to hear from you.
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MetushaelOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
I enjoy what I do for a living, but my goal in life would be to some day open up my own Restaurant . What makes me unique is I have a great sense of humor, very outgoing and always optimistic. I enjoy ridding my Harley any taking my ATV to the dunes, and good times with friends. Drinks or coffee dinner or all thee above