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Jdmelton20HgOnline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-52
Hi! My name is Jdmelton20Hg. I am separated catholic caucasian man without kids from Russell Springs, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SherwoodOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
MESSAGE ME IF:1. You like to laugh2. You like adventure3. You bathe or shower regularly4. You date outside your familyDO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:1. Playing Candy Crush has caused you to have a psychotic breakdown.2. You have pics of your kids. This website is far too public to advertise your kids to perverts.3. You don't clean your mirror before you take the "bathroom mirror" pic. Windex is like 99 cents at Wal-4. You complain that men only think about sex, but all your pics show you with your boobs falling out, or a skirt so short we can see the color of your thong. Men are stupid, and this just confuses us.5. You have pics wearing fake mustaches. What is up with that lately? If I wanted to see a woman with a mustache, I would just go buy some Windex at Wal- It's not cute on her, or you. Sorry.(By this time, you are probably thinking "This guy ain't right", and you'd be correct. Please, read on.)6. You are over the age of 21 and think it's cute to make the heart shape with your hands. You're a grown-up.7. You only show pics of you in a group of friends. Trust me, once we figure out which girl you are, we are going to be disappointed that you aren't the hot blonde on the right.8. U don't gut no gud spelin skillz. I am not a CIA codebreaker.9. Your headline says something like "I am looking for a nice guy". Isn't that the point? I have never read a profile where a lady was ""10. You are posing in a pic with a freshly killed animal. Yes, women do this too. If you really need to pose with a dead animal, get in the kitchen and cook me a steak, and I will take a picture of you serving it to me.11. You can't be honest about the "body type" question. I know we are a country that is getting heavier, but having 3 chins does not make you "Average".;Athletic". Seriously, there are pictures, so we can tell what you look like. If you can't be honest about the obvious, what else might you be lying about? The description for this field says "The longer your description, the more likely it is you will get responses". I suppose that is right. I am sure I will get more dates if I go on for ***words about the most romantic date you can imagine, than if I just type "Let's f--k!"Let's try this: Dinner, dancing, ritual sacrifice.... your choice.
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CurtisOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD! That's my motto. Ok now for the part I hate...To start off with I am a very loyal and honest person with a brash sense of humor! A keep u on ur toes kind of guy! I appreciate all the good things I am surrounded by (sure I do) and love to live life to the fullest while having fun and laughing( no other way, right?) I am dynamic, self motivating by nature and a hard worker who is low maintenance (stay tuned on that one! lol) I enjoy exercising, family, hiking, skiing, traveling, dining, dancing, beaching, boating, sports, and most of all spending quality time with a great women! ( r there any left?)What I am looking for in that special lady is someone who is attractive, genuine, intelligent, fun with a kind heart and can tolerate my humor! (oh no the deal breaker!) Someone to stand by my side through the journey of life! (Please!)What I am not looking for is someone who is shallow, insecure, or selfish! (Too much work!)Looking forward to hearing from you and if not good luck in your search (or better yet continue to search and may get lucky! lol) Someplace with a quiet setting and a little ambience where we can have a drink and talk about something meaningful (or silly)! ;-)