Sherwood: meet single Caucasian male United States online - Meetville

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Sherwood, 43

United States, Kentucky, Russell Springs

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About Me

MESSAGE ME IF:1. You like to laugh2. You like adventure3. You bathe or shower regularly4. You date outside your familyDO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:1. Playing Candy Crush has caused you to have a psychotic breakdown.2. You have pics of your kids. This website is far too public to advertise your kids to perverts.3. You don't clean your mirror before you take the "bathroom mirror" pic. Windex is like 99 cents at Wal-4. You complain that men only think about sex, but all your pics show you with your boobs falling out, or a skirt so short we can see the color of your thong. Men are stupid, and this just confuses us.5. You have pics wearing fake mustaches. What is up with that lately? If I wanted to see a woman with a mustache, I would just go buy some Windex at Wal- It's not cute on her, or you. Sorry.(By this time, you are probably thinking "This guy ain't right", and you'd be correct. Please, read on.)6. You are over the age of 21 and think it's cute to make the heart shape with your hands. You're a grown-up.7. You only show pics of you in a group of friends. Trust me, once we figure out which girl you are, we are going to be disappointed that you aren't the hot blonde on the right.8. U don't gut no gud spelin skillz. I am not a CIA codebreaker.9. Your headline says something like "I am looking for a nice guy". Isn't that the point? I have never read a profile where a lady was ""10. You are posing in a pic with a freshly killed animal. Yes, women do this too. If you really need to pose with a dead animal, get in the kitchen and cook me a steak, and I will take a picture of you serving it to me.11. You can't be honest about the "body type" question. I know we are a country that is getting heavier, but having 3 chins does not make you "Average".;Athletic". Seriously, there are pictures, so we can tell what you look like. If you can't be honest about the obvious, what else might you be lying about? The description for this field says "The longer your description, the more likely it is you will get responses". I suppose that is right. I am sure I will get more dates if I go on for ***words about the most romantic date you can imagine, than if I just type "Let's f--k!"Let's try this: Dinner, dancing, ritual sacrifice.... your choice.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

woman
Relationship

Divorced
Have kids

No
Wants kids

Someday
Ethnicity

Caucasian
Faith

Spiritual but not religious
Body type

Athletic
Height

6'5"
Eye color

Blue
Smoke

No
Drink

Yes, socially

INTERESTS

French Portuguese Turkish

Chat

Great

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