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Eliott, 45

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About Me

So I'm changing this up cause apparently people can't read....If your into clubbin..... Move along If your miserable .....,, move alongIf you hate you job and your life ... Move alongIf you Don't have a picture..., move alongIf you think all men are the same then u should visit the lesbian section .. Oh and .... Move alongIf your going to compare me to your douchy ex... Move alongIf you don't like to laugh .., then go buy a sense of humour and move along If you don't like to travel.... Move alongIf you like to live in a bubble ... Move alongIf you dont want to go out with me cause I'm not a douche u can keep running back to... Move along If you have ***kids with ***different fathers ... Move alongIf you can't wake up everyday and love you for you..., move along If you look miserable in your picture then chances are you probably are.. Move along If your picture is of a celebrity ... Move along If u don't get my humor and see I love to joke around.... Move along I have an amazing career that i love. The great part about my job is i can do it from any city so i dont have to be tied down to one place. I prefer to be on the beach and my goal is to move somewhere warm where you can keep your boat in the water all year round ... I'm done with the snow !!!! i love a great bottle of wine, live music and a good conversation in person. Oh ...and yes i LOVE to cook. !!! Please don't send me messages asking me if I'm bitter ... The profile is made to be funny ... That's all :) happy fishing very chill....then if the second date happens...we can consider that a real date

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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