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Ahab, 45

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About Me

Handy translation guide for POF:"I'm looking for someone who is physically fit..." means "Babes need only apply". "My son/daughter is my whole life and always come first" means "I'm a pretty insecure person with kids". "I'm not looking for sex" means "I'm looking for sex". "I'm an old fashioned gal who likes to be romanced" means "I'm high maintenance and you WILL be paying for everything". "My friends say I have a big heart" means "I'm ugly". "I'm gainfully employed" means "I'm ugly". "If you don't have a car, than you will not get a reply" means "I'm a b***h". "If you don't have a profile picture, you will not get a reply" means "I judge a person by their looks". "; means "I look like Don Knotts". "I lead an active lifestyle" means "Fatties need not apply". "I like kayaking" means "I like kayaking".I don't hunt and I don't fish. My idea of the outdoors is a good hike and a cold beer afterward. I'm not interested in meeting women that are older than me by more than two years (no offence to anyone intended). I'm not a knuckle dragger and I don't drive a penis-extension to compensate for anything. By penis-extension, I mean an extra large pickup truck. I'm not a redneck per se and am polite and welcoming to new people who join the group. I do not mean to stereotype any group, but my life experiences have shown that rednecks are typically self-absorbed, pompous folk who won't give you the time of day if you're a stranger. As you can read, my BS tolerance is pretty low. I don't like drama or head games either. I'm a simple man with a complex mind - hoping to meet the same. :) Bullfight followed by Lego building competition

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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