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Ronnie, 43

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;)(or even)Your Mom will love meOr if you're not into haikus, try this:Unemployed sign twirler seeks uber-attractive, bisexual heiress to support me while I sit on the couch, drink PBR from a can, and come up with new ideas on how to win the lottery. The latter is not really my story, but if you're still reading at this point you can hopefully see that I have a sense of humor. And no, I do not twirl a sign for a living, though if that is your fantasy, I could probably try. I assure you that I not only have a car (is that really a question?) but am also at a point in my life where I'm financially secure enough to take you out to dinner somewhere other than Arby's with a Groupon. Some likes: sushi, steakhouses, dive bars, sports (both playing and watching), concerts, independent movies, yoga, kids, animals (especially dogs), travel (for fun, not so much for work), people watching, giving massages, deep conversations, seductive smiles, and anything from staying in bed and snuggling all day on a cold Sunday to hitting the slopes, golf course, or ideally the beach at a moments notice.;I like climbing 14ers, cross country skiing, camping, hiking, etc", but truth be told I prefer downhill skiing to cross country, nice hotels with 1,***count sheets and room service to camping, and beaches to snow. I do like a nice hike now and then, so long as it's followed up by a cold beer or three afterward.;JT", whom I have a man-crush on. Is there anything that guy can't do?!?), people who keep their Bluetooth earpiece on when they're not on the phone, hypocrites, dishonesty, and people that drive their Subarus slowly in the left lane.If you want to know more, just ask. However...we will probably not be a good fit if:- You hail from the Island of Misfit Toys- You wear "Mom Jeans" on a regular basis. (Major bonus points if you know what I'm talking about)- You have extreme religious views that you somehow feel compelled to push on unsuspecting people (I have a really funny story about this too, actually)- You are married, pregnant, or both. Seriously. I have a story about this one too.Finally, please please please be smart, have a sense of humor, and be cool honey bunny....be cool :) My ideal first date would involve whisking the lucky lady and her girlfriends off to Vegas in my G5 for a weekend of wining and dining, sipping champagne by the pool, and mingling with various b-list celebrities. Alternatively, I would settle for just going out for a nice dinner (sushi?) and a few drinks to see if we click. This should go without saying, but I'll buy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jeremy

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-41

    Hi! My name is Jeremy. I am separated catholic caucasian man with kids from Mount Washington, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Gord

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    The relationship I want is warm.Well I've been to the clubs & the disco techs where they deal one another from the bottom of the deck of promises.I've fought with Devil, got down on his levelI'm good at findin' shelter in a down pour.I'm no stranger to the rainBut I never gave in til' he gave up on me.Old friends tell me I'm a fool for holdin' on.Tonite the Love light is in yours eyes, but will you still love me tomorrow?Let's take a ladder & steal stars from the skyCan love survive when all else fails?Close the window calm the light.I want to lay beside you skin on skin, make love til' the sun comes up then goes down again.Cry no more on the shore a dream.Time passes and you must move onHalf the distance takes you twice as long.Will take us out to sea, forevermore..Has time rewritten every lineYou light my morning skyWhere I grew up the clock ticks and the cattle graze.The Autumn Leaves have got you thinkin'And time begins just to build a wall around you.And the crowd is growing bigger, listening to those happy sounds, gotta' let them fly!.Between the silence of the mountains & the crashing of the seasNOT into Bag, Shag, Skidaddle....Who wants to play those 8's & AcesWho wants a raise? who needs a stake?- eyeliner & mascara on.... what's your Heart look like?When we are apart for a few days we don't feel lonely and we are burning for ea. other when we embrace again.Good company shouldn't require constant talking if you know what I mean..Feed her some hungry reggae, she'll love you twice!You say it best, when you say nothing at all.Let's run away and hope time doesn't try to find us.When you look behind you, there are no open doors.It was late in December the sky turned to snow.Are you gonna' worry for the rest of you life?Spontaneously get up on Sat. morning, steal a kiss from your lips, and we'd head for the coast !!!I'll take you on a ride beside the ocean and drop the top at Chesapeak bayThe sheets pulled back & the sound of sprinklers running in the front yard on a hot summer eve.Only in America everybody gets to danceAll we want is everything.Haven't been everywhere yet, but it is on my list.; it's got so far to go.the touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall.A place where you and I can sit and pauseThis old world seems to be in such a hurry, but darlin' we'll just keep on taking out time...All your money won't another minute buy.DONT text while on a date!Don't bother contacting me if the only reason is your hair is on fire and someone is chasing you with a can of gasoline!Turn out the Lights the Competition is over.Nobody owes you nothin'NEVER BE SAD FOR WHAT'S OVER, JUST BE GLAD IT WAS ONCE YOURS.... preferably outdoors..

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    Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51

    I think dating these days is harder then it ever was. We thought high school was tough. the funny thing is it seems that everyone just browse's on here. Yeah, every once in awhile someone gets enough balls to write to a person, only to be ***'m guilty myself, although I try to respond to all or most(not like I'm getting a ton of messages).It's not like we have to meet and jump right in the sack. Hell even a new friend is uplifting. We are all here for many different reasons. Change of venue perhaps????I guess being a nice guy with a head on his shoulders doesn't matter anymore these days. So here it is,the story line:Recently released from prison(trumped up drug trafficing charge) I find it very hard these days to stay sober ***,of course if I had a job that would help. So yeah,I have no money. Matter of fact,I don't even have a place to live or a vehicle. Before I went to prison I was in a somewhat steady relationship,but my infedelity every week put a strain on that. She was same age as me so I guess knocking up that 24 year old didn't help either.Oh well.what ya gonna do.I'm a huge fan of violent sports,but it has no real impact on my life. I can explain all 4 of the domestic abuse charges that were against me.Anyway,thanks for reading. Hope to hear from you soon.OK SERIOUSLY:Been on here before with some success. Met quite a few good people on here some I am still friends with.I work too much so it makes it hard to get out at times BUT lately have been a homebody. Figured what good is it to always work or be gone from home and not enjoying what I've worked hard for.I am divorced 6 years now. Have two awesome kids aged 20 and 16. Oh can't forget the 1 year old dog.I am a smart ass and shoot from the hip.****I would like to eventually find a serious relationship, but I am not opposed to just dating or even someone to hangout with/friends. That wasn't a choice on the default answer settings****I do smoke,I don't have it checked because you can't respond to someone if you do and they don't like it,it's weird.**** IF you send someone a message why do you have them blocked so they cannot respond? Depends on interests, weather etc.Or just wing it!!

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