Niel, 45
Online
About Me
Look, if you're focusing your camera more on your tits than on your face, um.....well.....we really aren't going to have much to talk about. Sure, you may have a great rack...but it takes more than that to hold a conversation, and besides....you'll never catch me looking below your chin during a face to face meeting.(I'm not saying I wont be checking you out....Im just saying you wont CATCH me, unless I WANT to be caught!!)I'm not really into sports. I do like fishing, boxing, UFC and MMA....but I really dont give a flyin fuq about football or other "team" sports.Ive been told that "most of the men on this site are absolute freaks" and I laugh because I honestly KNOW how sick most of us really are. I am usually embarrassed to be a man because we ain't right, as a species in general. I do like to think that I'm a different breed, but dont we all like to think that we are better than most? I may not necessarily be better, but I sincerely think that I am a little "left of center". I actually like romance....I hope that doesn't sound gay, but I DO like holding hands and walking down the beach at night. Or kissing for hours without always giving into the desires that inevitably follow. I like watching a woman's mouth move when she speaks, and to feel her breathe when I'm holding her in her sleep. I know some of this sounds sappy...but these are the things that make me who I am, whoever that may be. Then there's ANOTHER SIDE OF ME who will slam you against a wall and pull your hair while biting your neck until you think Ive lost my friggen mind...you might get a little scared that I will take it too far....you will never really know what YOUR definition of TOO FAR is until you've been pushed right up against it. But, not to worry....I know when youre reaching your limits. And for the record.....dont be fooled into thinking that MANY OF YOU WOMEN aren't absolute FREAKS too. I have been asked questions on this site that have literally made me blush, and thats not an easy task!!!!HONESTY ALERT: If I dont show any interest in having a conversation with you, why would you think I would be willing to "Just meet up for sex"??? Does anyone ever take you up on that??? Classy stuff, there! *** OLD photos of yourself proves that you are a liar and are not to be trusted....no thanks. If you're willing to lie, you'd be willing to cheat....been there, done that. Im willing to trust again, dont make me regret it.Very important fact about me...I AM ALCOHOL, DRUG, AND DISEASE FREE and have every intention of remaining that way. Pot smoking doesnt really bother me(although I have no desire to participate), but anything beyond that...I just dont have time to waste on those types of problems. And DISEASE FREE means just that...not just FREE OF DISEASE THIS WEEK!!! For a FIRST date, I suppose it would be fairly typical....the first date is always a little awkward. I'd prefer some suggestions from the lady so that we can both enjoy it and relax...but if its left completely up to me, it will usually be something public, for the comfort of safety, and fairly quiet so that a decent conversation will be easy to carry. I'm fine with trying new foods that I wouldn't normally eat on a typical night out with the guys if there's a chance that it might show a woman that I'm willing to sacrifice my normal comfort zone to please her and make her comfortable, and the same goes for trying new experiences.I'm not so set in my ways that I wouldn't try just about anything at least once, maybe twice if I felt like I could do it better the second time around!I think most people can tell within the first hour if there is going to be a second date or if you're going to be making up excuses to get the hell out of there as fast as possible by any means necessaryry!!!I love animals....I really do, but I have no intention of dating one!! Why waste space on your profile with pictures of your pets? Its not so bad if you're IN the picture with your pet, but be smart enough to choose a picture where your dog/cat/llama isn't more attractive than YOU!!! I also have no interest in dating your children and firmly believe that it could be potentially dangerous to post pictures of your kids on a site like this. Be smart, ladies....there are alot of sick people in this world!!!
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
woman
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Relationship
Never married
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
No
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Other
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'9"
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Eye color
Green-gray
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Smoke
Yes, socially
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Drink
No
INTERESTS
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