SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DominiqueOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get homeI'll make you laughI'll never under cook the eggsI can make a mean pot of chiliI'll always be impressed with how cute you areI know that handcuffs aren't just for the copsI recycleI'll take care of you when you're sick and sometimes just because I think you're the sh*tI'll make fun of youI can give a kick ass back rubI've got cookiesI don't chew tobaccoI take a shower every day, twice even sometimesI'll let you beat me at poolI'll keep working until I chip away at your wallsI don't care that you go out with the girlsI don't eat in bed... too oftenI don't care what music we listen to in the carMy heart will jump every time you walk through the doorI won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingYou just can't stop reading this!I'll think you're just about the coolest person I knowI think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal dateI won't **** your friendsI won't **** your sisterI always open a window when I paintI've never been on Americas Most WantedThe only drama I have any part of is on t.v.I don't care if you want to watch girly moviesI know how to make the coffeeMy kisses will take your breath awayI don't care if you leave your socks onMy best friend isn't a girlI'll sleep better when I'm next to youI'll open the door everytimeI'll never waste your loveI'll laugh at your joke even when it's not funnyI'd never give you sh*t in front of your friendsIt gets better every timeEat as much chocholate as you want I don't careI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without a kissI'll help you find your keysI always stop and ask for directions if i'm lostWe can watch your movie firstI know how to BBQI eat red meatI'll help clean the house perfect every time your mom comesI got suspended in high school 3 timesMy family is just as ****ed up as yoursI'll always want more of the good stuffI'm one of the smoothest dancers you'll ever meetI like all kinds of moviesI smell pretty good most of the timeI don't litterWhen I can I give to charityI won't care if it takes an hour to get ready...okay, 30 mins topsI look both ways before I cross the streetI never look directly into the sunYou'll look cute in my shirtI'm not a virginYou're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I knowI'll kiss you at the store when nobody's lookingI'm old enough to remember when the space shuttle crashedI won't care if you ever leave makeup on my shoulderI always pick up my dirty laundry in the bathroomI can balance a check bookI'll help you not to forget your moms birthdayI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatreI"m really good at sneaking food into the moviesI'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really isI know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaesI have never stabbed anyone in the eyeI always win at thumb wrestlingI've read Playboy for the articlesI can count to ***by 5'sI've never smuggled drugs out of the countryI don't eat yellow snowI like it when you talk to your friends about meMy Sunday morning breakfasts will change your lifeYou chin fits 'just right' in my shoulder when I hold you closeI'll understand if you get jealousI'm just that good (confidence)I'm a pepperYou're getting very sleepy...I've never been on Jerry SpringerI may have already won $10,000,000.You won't be able to get me out of your headI'll let you drive every time if you wantI love my kidsI buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears downI know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appearI've never gotten caught lip syncing on SNLI have clean socks that you can borrow if you run outI never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gasI never run with scissorsI've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and wonAlmost every time I have a winning bottle topI know how to keep a secretI've never failed a surveyI can almost every time find WaldoI never put my fingers in the light socketI'm a virgoI have all my shotsI'm pretty damn funnyI'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. eitherI don't care if you eat off my plateWhen you're sleeping I'll always try to be quietI have never run out of gas (well I just ****ed myself there now, didn't I?)I know the difference between they're, their, and thereYou really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couchI know how to do my own laundryI know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every timeI'm really good at making listsAfter reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways
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RimmonOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I'm too busy to be needy, somewhat old fashion, have a sense of humor, have compassion you can feel in a touch. Skeptical and optimistic both. Can't really explain what I'm looking for except for not needy or clingy. I'm not looking to get married,but could use company. Have 2 dogs that are basically my kids. I believe in infinite possibilities, karma, divine guidance and energy work. So open minded works well with me. depends. bowling, put put, going on ride, something we can interact while doing.
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HerveyOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I imagine you can write just about anything down here to try to impress people but when i really comes down to it why try to impress someone, i mean if you cant just be yourself whats the point right.... most people are out here looking for that amazing connection that one that just catches your eye and moves your world. you try the bars you try the clubs and always you find the same thing (not what your looking for). I think if you just make the time to get to know someone you might be suprised. you never know what kind of things life is gonna throw at you but hey we take what we get and keep rolling with it. I never imagined that life would bring me where i am right now but i wouldnt change a thing if i could. I was blessed with two amazing children which i have with me all the time. i know scary right . . . a full time father. trust me it scares alot of women off. but hey we come as a package deal . . as you can imagine my hands are full most of the time.. i do find time for myself . . (but not much . . lol). my point being you never know what lies underneath until you take the time to find out. life can be amazing sometimes just look around you never know what you might find... first dates are tough . . you dont want a fancy restauraunt, or a club, it makes you look like an ass trying to be something your not, . . so i would have to say a nice quiet setting where you can actually talk without being distracted by other things. and you can just enjoy conversing with someone with no pressure to be anything but you.