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DominiqueOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get homeI'll make you laughI'll never under cook the eggsI can make a mean pot of chiliI'll always be impressed with how cute you areI know that handcuffs aren't just for the copsI recycleI'll take care of you when you're sick and sometimes just because I think you're the sh*tI'll make fun of youI can give a kick ass back rubI've got cookiesI don't chew tobaccoI take a shower every day, twice even sometimesI'll let you beat me at poolI'll keep working until I chip away at your wallsI don't care that you go out with the girlsI don't eat in bed... too oftenI don't care what music we listen to in the carMy heart will jump every time you walk through the doorI won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingYou just can't stop reading this!I'll think you're just about the coolest person I knowI think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal dateI won't **** your friendsI won't **** your sisterI always open a window when I paintI've never been on Americas Most WantedThe only drama I have any part of is on t.v.I don't care if you want to watch girly moviesI know how to make the coffeeMy kisses will take your breath awayI don't care if you leave your socks onMy best friend isn't a girlI'll sleep better when I'm next to youI'll open the door everytimeI'll never waste your loveI'll laugh at your joke even when it's not funnyI'd never give you sh*t in front of your friendsIt gets better every timeEat as much chocholate as you want I don't careI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without a kissI'll help you find your keysI always stop and ask for directions if i'm lostWe can watch your movie firstI know how to BBQI eat red meatI'll help clean the house perfect every time your mom comesI got suspended in high school 3 timesMy family is just as ****ed up as yoursI'll always want more of the good stuffI'm one of the smoothest dancers you'll ever meetI like all kinds of moviesI smell pretty good most of the timeI don't litterWhen I can I give to charityI won't care if it takes an hour to get ready...okay, 30 mins topsI look both ways before I cross the streetI never look directly into the sunYou'll look cute in my shirtI'm not a virginYou're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I knowI'll kiss you at the store when nobody's lookingI'm old enough to remember when the space shuttle crashedI won't care if you ever leave makeup on my shoulderI always pick up my dirty laundry in the bathroomI can balance a check bookI'll help you not to forget your moms birthdayI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatreI"m really good at sneaking food into the moviesI'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really isI know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaesI have never stabbed anyone in the eyeI always win at thumb wrestlingI've read Playboy for the articlesI can count to ***by 5'sI've never smuggled drugs out of the countryI don't eat yellow snowI like it when you talk to your friends about meMy Sunday morning breakfasts will change your lifeYou chin fits 'just right' in my shoulder when I hold you closeI'll understand if you get jealousI'm just that good (confidence)I'm a pepperYou're getting very sleepy...I've never been on Jerry SpringerI may have already won $10,000,000.You won't be able to get me out of your headI'll let you drive every time if you wantI love my kidsI buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears downI know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appearI've never gotten caught lip syncing on SNLI have clean socks that you can borrow if you run outI never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gasI never run with scissorsI've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and wonAlmost every time I have a winning bottle topI know how to keep a secretI've never failed a surveyI can almost every time find WaldoI never put my fingers in the light socketI'm a virgoI have all my shotsI'm pretty damn funnyI'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. eitherI don't care if you eat off my plateWhen you're sleeping I'll always try to be quietI have never run out of gas (well I just ****ed myself there now, didn't I?)I know the difference between they're, their, and thereYou really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couchI know how to do my own laundryI know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every timeI'm really good at making listsAfter reading this far you've already got too much invested anyways
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WiltonOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
My future goal is to be happy, to earn enough to retire and enjoy life, preferably with someone I truly care about. I own a successful business and I love what I do. Im very down to earth and am comfortable in my own skin. I looking for the same in a woman. Someone to share my life with. First date? Get to know each other and try to make you laugh.
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ChristmasOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Okay, I’ve been back in the online dating world since the beginning of the year and unfortunately it hasn’t gone as smoothly as expected. I’ve talked to a bunch of women, had a few dates here and there, even had some truly strange experiences as well. Still, I haven’t been able to find the one woman who will get me off these sites. I typically write a long, detailed description about myself, who I am and who I’m looking for. Unfortunately it hasn't worked out as well as I hoped however as it seems too many people here opt to just look at pictures and move on…and quite honestly those aren’t the type of women I’m looking for anyway so maybe that’s a good thing. Online dating can be frustrating at times but being the optimistic person that I am I keep plugging away because I know from experience this can work.So, I guess I’ll start by giving you an idea of who I am: easy-going laid back guy, not too much that stresses me out and I don’t get angry often. Very honest, loyal, intelligent, and an excellent communicator…I have no problem talking about anything and I’m not one of these guys that keeps all his thoughts to himself, you’ll always know what I’m thinking. Great sense of humor, you’ll almost always find me smiling and I’ve always been great at making others laugh. I have a good, stable career, my own home, and an amazing dog who makes me smile every day. I even love to cook, and I’m pretty good at it as well. I feel very lucky and blessed with everything in my life, now I’m just looking for the right woman to share it with me.As far as who I’m searching for, I’m not looking for perfection. I’d love to find someone who is comfortable talking about their own thoughts, hopes, and dreams...communication is essential to a great relationship. Someone who will be honest with me no matter what the circumstances, someone who is funny, loyal, and can carry their own in a great conversation. Most of all, someone who is actually looking for a real relationship that hopefully leads to marriage and possibly a family as well. Is any of this really too much to ask? As far as this site goes, at the moment all I'm really looking for is some honesty, and maybe a bit of kindness? I know it's easy to *** you don't want to meet, but honestly seeing "unread, deleted" after I send an *** like the rudest thing you can do on a dating site. If you're not interested and don't respond I get it and move on, no big deal. Can it really hurt to take a minute and read the *** receive though? Just a thought, maybe I'm bit old fashioned but a little common courtesy can go a long way! Since it’s the first question I’m usually asked when I start talking to someone new, yes I am legally divorced and I’ve been back on my own for a couple years. I took my time before I decided to start dating again to make sure I was ready to start over again and I’m glad I did that. I wasn’t looking to be dating again at my age, but sometimes life throws you a curve or knocks you down when you discover someone isn’t who you thought they were. Then you get up, dust yourself off and move on with your life. I’m sure almost everyone here has been hurt by someone at least once, but I think it’s how we learn and grow from those experiences that are really important. If you made it this far, thank you for actually taking a few minutes to learn a little about me. Now are you ready to meet one of these elusive good guys that I see almost every woman here is looking for? How do you know I’m not just another one of the idiots you see on this site every day? Well besides the fact that I don’t post pictures of myself in the mirror with my shirt off, or write *** contain less than one sentence, I hope this description speaks for itself. If you still need proof, all you need to do is say hi and ask my anything you want to know.;You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Even if you never watch hockey, that quote is relevant to daily life. You can look through profiles here every day and see things you may or may not like, but until you take a chance to get to know someone, you're not shooting the puck. You'll never score if you don't take a shot, so shoot in my direction! So many women here talk about how all guys are the same and that's just not true, you're getting the same results because you keep talking to the same kind of guy. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results." Stop the insanity and change your results! Don’t be afraid to say hi, you just may find what you’ve been looking for. Dating doesn’t have to be hard, give me a chance to prove it! Nothing too loud or crowded, someplace where we can spend some time talking or maybe get a bite to eat. Maybe a walk by a lake or some kind of park if the weather is nice? Whatever both of us would be comfortable with, I'm more interested in getting to know you than where we go or what we do.