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Matt
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Matt. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Lancaster, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Pippin
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Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
"If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is."As I sat down to write this new profile and spotted that little nugget of wisdom, another successful Daddy Weekend in the books, a week of promise and change ahead, I was struck. Lame profile? It won't matter? Matter to whom? What am I selling, and who is buying? I almost shelved it in favor of a beer with the boys, or Skyrim and laundry. But I'm nothing if not an optimist, so maybe the right person is out there, on this site or another one like it, ready to take another whirl. And sometimes the search is fun, too. So..."I'm not a smart man, but I know love what love is." And what it isn't. Appreciating (or at least accepting) one's idiosyncrasies as complementary to your own, is. Spending time with someone you have nothing in common with because you're afraid of being alone, not so much. Picking your battles = yes. Putting up with constant BS = no. Walking through a minefield every day? You get the idea.If you're reading this, you're probably a work in progress to one extent or another. I am too. I read, listen, push, run, and pedal, all to hopefully wake up tomorrow a little better than I am today. That said, today I'm, well, pretty decent. I'm kind, thoughtful, wicked funny, and not an idiot. I have a tendency to get out of traffic tickets because the officers appreciate my honesty. I'm not making that up. I'm not perfect, but I'm working at it, and if genes are any indication (height apparently skipped a generation), I've got time. I remember every phone number and address I've ever had, but I misplace my keys/wallet/phone/ID badge at least once a day. I have my own wavelength; it's adjustable up or down depending on the situation, but generally likes to stay where it is. I'm basically fearless, and while kids and the rising cost of health care may have dialed up my risk aversion a little, I'll still try just about anything.Are you active, well-intentioned, and not likely to be jealous of the time I spend with my kiddos? That's a start. The rest, including but not limited to, and in no particular order: articulate, easy smile, open minded, responsible, witty, reasonably honest, outdoorsy, not a raging psychopath. Are you awesome? Fantastic. Awesomer than me? That's okay, I'll catch up."Dig me up from under what is coveringThe better part of me." Nothing that involves meeting at a park for a kids' play date. The last time I did that, my son got in a fight.
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Dwain
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Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Something about me? I hate these things! But okay, about me ... I’m often seen scaling multi-floor buildings using elevators. I write award-winning operas and I manage my time efficiently through procrastination. I’m a famous outlaw in 3 South American countries and two states. I have been known to pilot tricycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I effectively cook 20-minute microwave meals in only 10 minutes.I am an expert in origami, a veteran in love, and speak 13 dialects of Ishi-Mishi. I once single- I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding - naked.I repair large electrical appliances free of charge. I sleep once a week, usually on Wednesdays and most of my dreams come true. I don't believe in lawn mowers with a cord, or man purses. I know that dogs rule and cats are only cute in someone else’s house. I’……but haven't talked with you yet so please say hello!All kidding aside, I'm very secure with myself and comfortable with where I am in life. I hope you are too. For a first date I would think that something short, low pressure and with easy ways out should appeal to both of us. If we connect we can always move on to something else. If we do not I think it is important to be able to politely excuse ones self. Meet at a coffee shop, short walk at the beach, watch a sunset, drink at a quiet pub things like that.