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About Me

Something about me? I hate these things! But okay, about me ... I’m often seen scaling multi-floor buildings using elevators. I write award-winning operas and I manage my time efficiently through procrastination. I’m a famous outlaw in 3 South American countries and two states. I have been known to pilot tricycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I effectively cook 20-minute microwave meals in only 10 minutes.I am an expert in origami, a veteran in love, and speak 13 dialects of Ishi-Mishi. I once single- I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I enjoy urban hang gliding - naked.I repair large electrical appliances free of charge. I sleep once a week, usually on Wednesdays and most of my dreams come true. I don't believe in lawn mowers with a cord, or man purses. I know that dogs rule and cats are only cute in someone else’s house. I’……but haven't talked with you yet so please say hello!All kidding aside, I'm very secure with myself and comfortable with where I am in life. I hope you are too. For a first date I would think that something short, low pressure and with easy ways out should appeal to both of us. If we connect we can always move on to something else. If we do not I think it is important to be able to politely excuse ones self. Meet at a coffee shop, short walk at the beach, watch a sunset, drink at a quiet pub things like that.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    Currently, I live in a beach front condo where I enjoy daily sunrises and sunsets. Paddleboarding, bike riding, jogging and the fitness center keep me busy and in shape. I enjoy an active outdoor lifestyle with my 17 year old honor student son. I work for a growing law firm and have earned the luxury of working from home about 20 hours a week. The only thing missing is that someone special. Is it you? Are you soft-hearted, kind and funny. Add a dash of sassy, funny and sarcastic. Well, don't just sit there hiding behind the computer send an *** can start enjoying life's journey together. Something short and sweet where conversation is the focus. Perhaps coffee/tea and a quick bite to eat. Maybe an appetizer and a drink. Walk by the beach? What are your suggestions?

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    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23

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  • Linford

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    Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49

    Hmmmm, so where do I begin? I'm a laid back type of guy with a multifarious sense of humor; I range from dry and slightly sarcastic, to silly and juvenile.... ok, so I can lean toward the very sarcastic side of things. Much of my humor is situational based and spontaneous; I can find humor in most situations, but don't ask me to prepare a 30 minute stand-up routine. I enjoy being able to make others laugh, as I enjoy a good laugh myself.I'm also a DAD and while my daughter doesn't live with me fulltime, she is a large part of my life. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her and my time spent with her leaves me with some of the best memories. Just like her DAD (yes, that is ME!), she is very adventurous and loves to try new things... especially if she can learn something new.... how cool is that!!!!!!!!!! I follow the Pats and Sox more than I do the B's and C's, but I'm always up to go catch any of the home teams when they are playing.I also have many other interests such just about anything outdoors (hiking, camping, biking and fishing). Computer related activities (mostly, designing/building web sites, programming, setting up networks and fixing them). I also enjoy going for rides on my Harley. I enjoy eating and trying most types of ethnic foods and I also enjoy fine dining with candles and wine. There really isn't much that I dislike... I guess that is because I am an easygoing person. I am also passionate and enjoy spontaneity (it keeps life interesting). Something mutually agreeable to both of us....First dates, in my opinion, are the hardest. It is the first time you get to meet in person and talk and see how well you "click". Usually a good start is nothing too fancy, meet for a drink or a quick bite to eat and see how things go. Bowling, shooting pool, batting cages, the driving range (or mini golf) all valid options too... I'm flexible! Ultimately, it will depend on the what we are both in the mood for... ;-)

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