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Jeptha, 43

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About Me

One of 37 children born to an itinerant self employed sheep worrier I was later found to have strange genetic abnormalities and share an amazing 6% Geneticists are unable to explain this but are at pains to say that I am in no way the offspring of said animal, leaning more to the theory that I am, in fact, some sort of hybrid genetic experiment from an illegal lab that was dumped after it failed to produce the required result. How they know this they won’t say but the original report has now gone “missing!”.. actually don't bother with me because you'll probably find - given the chance - that I'm actually a nice guy and you'll get to like me but I won't obviously care much for you, yet despite that you'll turn to me for comfort and help more and more.Generally self sufficient but now finding I'm in need of some looking after and a little TLC. Frequent hugs and kisses are always welcome as is just being there.Ride a motorbike ***cruiser), have done for years, good cook, lousy lover (but enthusiatic), gives good foot rubs and enjoys back rubs. Allergic to cats but likes dogs. Artistic, reads (a lot!.. and frangipan tarts, casseroles, fry-ups... etc etc), sci-fi geek.At the moment I make stuff. See here *** may like it, you may not.Tend to like the slightly geeky, speccy type women, the sort who enjoy reading for pleasure and are not really party animals although who am I to be fussy? I'm just pleased if anyone shows interest!I've been told that in person I'm actually a charming man. I don't actually believe that and think the money I've paid actually accounts for the testimonials but I suppose thats it's purpose.... Coffee. Apart from anything else I have no money anymore so that'll be it. You may get lucky and I'll even throw in a slice of cake.... Hey, I'm not joking!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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