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Jean, 45
United States, Kentucky, Irvine

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I cant believe it!......spent ages writing my other profile (which was marginally funny) and then for some bizarre reason it got deleted.....not happy about that as its hard to be funny twice in one day.....not impossible granted....but hard nonetheless. So I should just put down that I am an honest, caring, trustworthy person and have done with it as that seems to be the criteria for a woman on their profile requirements!!!.......omg.....some of the profiles preferences read like a ASDA shopping list btw....."I want this, that, the next thing....he cant be too short or tall and have a wonderful personality"......Im not going down the "goldylocks" route to be honest, I don't mind if someone is 6'2" tall......mind you it would look odd eh?........I suppose rather than dwell on the things I desire I do find it far easier to say what I don't like in people as it gives me a perfect opportunity to have a wee rant which I like to have now and then lol.........If you asked my friends "whats he really like?" they would say "save yourself.......its too late for us!!" they would you know!!..buggers.......So here's a few of the annoying characteristics / things that bug me on a daily basis........I do try to be brave and *** of them.......and sometimes its only my great sense of humor and compassion that see me through the day..............1 People who constantly ask me what annoys me 2 The silly foil top on 2lt bottles of milk3 Lazy sods who haven't figured out how to remove the foil cap and tear half of it off and leave the rest4 Using the bottle after them and spilling it down my trouser leg !5 People who then laugh cos they think Ive peed myself6 Bin Lorries in the morning7 Bin men driving the lorries in the morning8 Really pedantic peopleH People who point out I'm now using Letters for a prefixI The same people who noticed i missed out the letter "I" in the prefixJ People who get annoyed cos I hadn't missed the letter "I" but looked anyway (you looked eh?)K Aubergines........don't see the point of themL Cucumbers.........See aboveM IKEA.........Jesus don't get me started btw !!!N Flat pack furniture with the little tool missing(shaped like an "S").......btw if you have one give us a shout eh?.......only because they don't understand the meaning of the term "no fecking cheese on the burger"......every time....every sodding time!!I love everything else in the world....almost.....oh wait i don't like football ........don't see the point of it.......You may be thinking that im a little insane but the doctor assures me i will be ready to be integrated into society once the course of tablets is finished lolOh go on..........say hello.......ye will ye will ye will.........yes im Irish too......but i never say "Faith and Begorrah".......ever!!... We both can agree on that :) .....coffee perhaps?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Punk Adventure Comedy Thriller Dirt Bike Racing Golf
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