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JeanOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I cant believe it!......spent ages writing my other profile (which was marginally funny) and then for some bizarre reason it got deleted.....not happy about that as its hard to be funny twice in one day.....not impossible granted....but hard nonetheless. So I should just put down that I am an honest, caring, trustworthy person and have done with it as that seems to be the criteria for a woman on their profile requirements!!!.......omg.....some of the profiles preferences read like a ASDA shopping list btw....."I want this, that, the next thing....he cant be too short or tall and have a wonderful personality"......Im not going down the "goldylocks" route to be honest, I don't mind if someone is 6'2" tall......mind you it would look odd eh?........I suppose rather than dwell on the things I desire I do find it far easier to say what I don't like in people as it gives me a perfect opportunity to have a wee rant which I like to have now and then lol.........If you asked my friends "whats he really like?" they would say "save yourself.......its too late for us!!" they would you know!!..buggers.......So here's a few of the annoying characteristics / things that bug me on a daily basis........I do try to be brave and *** of them.......and sometimes its only my great sense of humor and compassion that see me through the day..............1 People who constantly ask me what annoys me 2 The silly foil top on 2lt bottles of milk3 Lazy sods who haven't figured out how to remove the foil cap and tear half of it off and leave the rest4 Using the bottle after them and spilling it down my trouser leg !5 People who then laugh cos they think Ive peed myself6 Bin Lorries in the morning7 Bin men driving the lorries in the morning8 Really pedantic peopleH People who point out I'm now using Letters for a prefixI The same people who noticed i missed out the letter "I" in the prefixJ People who get annoyed cos I hadn't missed the letter "I" but looked anyway (you looked eh?)K Aubergines........don't see the point of themL Cucumbers.........See aboveM IKEA.........Jesus don't get me started btw !!!N Flat pack furniture with the little tool missing(shaped like an "S").......btw if you have one give us a shout eh?.......only because they don't understand the meaning of the term "no fecking cheese on the burger"......every time....every sodding time!!I love everything else in the world....almost.....oh wait i don't like football ........don't see the point of it.......You may be thinking that im a little insane but the doctor assures me i will be ready to be integrated into society once the course of tablets is finished lolOh go on..........say hello.......ye will ye will ye will.........yes im Irish too......but i never say "Faith and Begorrah".......ever!!... We both can agree on that :) .....coffee perhaps?
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LaneOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I'm a kind, considerate, caring, sharing, genuine and honest guy, who has a lot of love, hugs and kisses to share with the right girl in my life. I'm looking for a very special lady.... THE ONE and not jut anyone. I work hard in my job, and as such like to spend my leisure doing pursuits that make me happy.I'm a quiet in nature, but can be outgoing and even a little crazy at times.I like dining out as often as I can, meeting with friends in bars, going to the odd pop concert, the cinema, salsa dancing or running with my local club. I've even been known to go to the theatre on the odd occasion and not not just for panto. I'm looking for someone to share in some of these activities, and to come dream up some more that we can share in together. As well as the usual hugs and kisses associated with being in a caring, loving relationship. A nice meal and chat to get to know one another better in a nice little City restaurant. Or a quiet coffee if you're shy!!!
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AllarickOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Quiet and reserved until I get to know you.........what's the saying? Still waters run deep. LOLKind , generous, with a good sense of humour. I like golf, but don't worry, you wouldn't be a golf widow . lol.I am employed and have own home and car. ladies choice, but coffee is a good starter to see if there is anything there.