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Melvin, 43

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About Me

for sale used but not abused ***'s male,good sense of humor, prefers the glass half full, but the next rounds mine anyway, likes laughing till i burst, telling crap jokes and making someone else feel special and laughing till they burst alsobeer belly doubles up as fuel tank for a love machine (look i said the jokes were cr*p! you were warned)all hair and most teeth present, sadly my eyebrows never really grew anyway hmmm...i work stupid hours for childcare reasons and for little money, i get a friday night and some afternoons free i think quite deep but prefer the lighter side of life, simplicity is a breath of fresh air to me. i will wing it and just be me, bring u along too... plan your escape if need be i don't bite unless asked nicely

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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