SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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ClarkOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
been single couple years now,my own choice by the way,but now decided ta take the plunge again ta find my soulmate ta grow old with lol,im 45 going on 25 ive been told,i love cheeky banter,am very really grumpy,i say things as it is,dont do bullshit,lifes for living as where alongtime dead is my motto in life now,been hurt but stronger for the experience,also like i said im 45 going on 25,my longest relationship was an hour in which time i made my son,i wee on the toilet seat,treat woman as slaves,have bad manners when in public,will always show you up if out with me,so come on ladies i think im quite a catch,plzzz dnt miss out by being to stubborn to message lol,and if you took some off what i just said serious then your not 4me im sorry to say,coz means you cant take a joke lol x P.S My clubbing days are nearly at an end but i love pubs with live bands playing or going to gigs.PPS Why is it you can chat to someone on here,it goes well then they rudely *** just saying lol im very random and spontaneous and the best dates are the ones ya dont plan,make it up as ya go along together,joint decision
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RafaelOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Northern blokes are exotic I’m from that other worldly place called the North. That makes me exotic.Comedy is my hobby now I guess. So...as that’s better than fishing I’ve shown pictures of me doing comedy and not fishing (I hate fishing.) Yeah I know this site is called Plenty of Fish and it would be bloody hilarious if I posted a picture of me holding a fish but you’ll just have look at the next guy holding a fish if that’s you thang.My actual day job is as a scientist for the North American Space Agency (NASA)*. What can I say? Well it pays the bills and the brain surgery work started to dry up a bit so I had to put my mind to something else**.What I’m looking for in a woman? Well listening is important in any relationship. So if I do you the courtesy of trying to look like I’m listening whilst even making all the noises to make it really look like I’m listening then please do me the courtesy of playing along and don’t quiz me on the finer detail to check whether I was really listening. Pretending to listen takes great skill and effort on the part of a man. It’s a skill that should be respected because a man is only pretending to listen to make you happy.In all seriousness – I don’t mind if you like wearing pink and visit tanning salons or whether you have bolt through the side of your head – if you’re intelligent and attractive then that’s what matters. I don’t mind if you were brought up in a tower block, a farm or a caravan. As long as you have good values and are balanced individual. What I’m not so keen on; please don’t be racist and intolerant of minorities. This makes you a fool and the kind of fool I can’t tolerate. If you have ‘issues’ of the kind that require therapy then please get a therapist. I’m not a therapist. Remember I work for NASA.This might sound harsh but if you look like a dinner lady nearing retirement age then please don’t message me. Lots do. I don’t know why. I’’ Don’t need mothering. I’m a geezer.Serious stuff? I put down dating first and said I wasn’t looking for anything serious. Then I wrote all this stuff about wanting a relationship. So I guess I want a relationship. I’m just think that the journey to having a relationship starts with frivolous fun stuff first. Then, when the layers are pealed back it either grows into a relationship or it turns out you’re not right for each other. So relationship? Yes but that’s never *** a fun journey towards building one.If you want to know more about what I’m really like then please say hello.If I don’t message you back then please don’t be offended. I’ve chosen to adopt this policy to save us both any embarrassment. It doesn’t necessarily mean I think you look like a dinner lady***.*Lie**Lie*** This probably does mean that you do look like a dinner lady. A series of awkward silences punctuated with probing questions designed to work out whether I'm a complete **stard or not. Or maybe we could just have a drink and a bit of a laugh.
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JettOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hi, my profile says 41, am 48 but wont allow me 2 change it, still young at heart though...lol Iam a honest , hardworking guy who's looking 2 date, but who knows through time, could lead 2 more!Been single for 2 years now, like going to pubs, eating out & taking my wee dog 4 a walk..lol, have 2 kids, 1 is 20 & the other 6, a know don't look old enough 2 have a boy of 20...;My favourite food is Chinese, but also like Indian & Italian, but willing to tryany other cuisines, anything else u want 2 know, we can discuss over dinner...lol Maybe go-carting, ten pin bowling or an nice walk, weather permitting ...lol