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HoracioOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I've been described as a few things and a joker is one.I have a quirky, and maybe a little random sense of humour which my friends like but can be viewed as unusual by strangers. Get to know me and maybe it won't be so bad!? Ideally I am looking for someone that I feel at ease with initially and hopefully that will develop from there. There must be someone here willing to put up with me? Hey, I am even open to suggestions regarding personality trait improvements from the right person. Message me and see?Just before you do....while I've realised it doesn't always seems to matter a great deal what you write here but I may as well just put a few do's and don'ts :)Do contact me if you:...have a relaxed disposition...enjoy sports and outdoor activities....have a curious mind....like rock music!!!!!Don't contact me if:You're religiousYou don't know the difference between your/you're, affect/effect, has/as, they're/there/their, stationery/stationary, been/being, lose/loose etc.You have pets (I may put up with the odd cat, but not reptilians or arthropods! (When I say odd cat I mean one, not that you own a cat that is odd!)You're covered in tattoos**Liking Stars Wars and having red hair are things that will put you ahead in the queue (there isn't a queue, but it sounded good) although they're not essential**I must warn you that I like listening to Slayer and Slipknot from time to time!Hopefully that leaves one person willing to message me. After all, I am only interested in meeting one person! :o)Happy fishing Nothing too exciting (as I am rather boring) and definitely something where we both feel relaxed and can hear one another. Probably just a coffee or a naughty hot chocolate. Maybe a bite to eat if we are not afraid of making a mess of that as well!
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JohnjohnOnline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-27
Hi! My name is Johnjohn. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Grayson, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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QuinOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
What to say... Well I am a single dad of two lads who are my best friends. Been raising them on my own now for a long time but they are getting big ***& ***so it's time for me to get a social life again. GSOH (a bit c o c k y to boot), self confident, educated, well traveled (love travelling and experiencing different cultures). Easy to get along with and a bit naughty. You can figure them out if we meet...lol Well that's enough of that - anything else just ask as I am pretty straight forward...What am I looking for? mmm Good question. Someone who still looks sexy to me when she falls out of bed in the morning. No high maintenance thanks. I like someone who is happy with themselves and content. Doesn't need entertained ***. If I can sit next to you for hours at times and hardly say a word but it just feels good then we are off to a good start. Don't expect constant romance from me - that seems to be on every woman's profile searching for Mr Romance. I don't do romance ***and any man who tells you he does is a liar :) Romance has it's time and place and can be small or big but to me it's the little things that count most. I am a caring bugger though. Very reliable. So hopefully that makes up for it a little when I forget to be romantic ;) I like honesty - you can be brutally honest as well and that's all good. If you can make me laugh that's a huge bonus. You may need a bit of a wicked sense of humor though. Looks are important to me but what I find attractive can surprise people who know me. I am not looking for the 10 outta 10 as to be honest - it's normally not a good package :) I love to travel as I have mentioned. Could you on occasion haul on a backpack? Eat from the tin? Sit on your a r s e waiting for the bus? lol Hey and a 5* hotel is also grand at times. What else...I'm on a roll... lol Nah I suppose that's enough for now.- she always has to live on the other side of the bloody country? Why is that? What's that all about? Some higher power just taking the p i s s! :-PPPNoooooooooo she couldn't just be round the corner now could she. That would be too easy! Noooooooo it's map and compass to the ready. Rescue helicopters on standby. Satellite tracking gear range finding the coordinates.... They shouldn't let you view profiles beyond a certain radius - like dangling candy in front of a child that is...lol Are you seriously still reading all this :-P pmsl Round to your parents house so I can check out all those embarrassing pics of you when you were young ;)