SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MarkoOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
OK. Well now that we know you're the type to accept a dare not knowing what you're getting into, that definitely makes you more interesting to me to begin with so that's a good start. If you're still reading, then I'll guess that you probably want to know a little more about me so here goes: (Insert cheesy sales pitch for a human being here)I'm a fun and outgoing guy who loves to spend time with friends and family. We both know that's the kind of guy you're looking for so we're doing well so far. I'm witty, confident, considerate and pretty darn smart. (see witty and confident). I'm an everything outdoors kind of guy, but if you think that giant tires on a mud covered pickup is sexy, then you're probably a little too country for me. I'm not saying that playing in the dirt can't be fun, but I don't talk much about carburetors and think duck dynasty is a joke. I am equally comfortable in a suit and tie, jeans and a t-shirt or skinny dipping in the lake. I know how to select a fine wine to accompany a great meal and I can also catch and clean a meal and find the wild mushrooms or grow the vegetables to go with it. Did I mention that I'm somewhat of a gourmet cook? I open doors for ladies and try not to swear around children or elders.I'm well traveled and can't get enough of new places, cultures, people, food and languages. I have my life together and seek balance in all phases of all things. I think good planning and spontaneity are equally important and both have their time and place. I work on the little things that make a difference in life and relationships and I believe strongly that is where true intimacy and passion start. On that note, I'm a relationship kind of a guy so if you're just looking for a hook up with a strikingly handsome guy with a sexy bald head and nice arms, you should probably just keep on browsing - or - you could message me and try to convince me ;-) I know - I know - This guy is too good to be true right? Well, before you fall completely in love, let's dig into some of the negatives;I can be pretty opinionated at times and I'm not afraid to voice that opinion and occasionally that ruffles some people's feathers a bit. I think debate is an important part of life as long as it's respectful and intelligent debate. I'm a little bit of a neat freak, not a crazy neat freak, but if you have clothes on the floor of your room or a pile of dirty dishes in the sink right now, we're probably going to have some challenges. I'm not much of a handy man. It's not that I CAN'T do those things, it's just that I don't really enjoy them so end up procrastinating a little. I'm also late a lot. I have no idea where that comes from, but it's true. The good thing is though, that if I'm on time or early, you know I must think it's extra important. I've been told that I snore (well I actually know I snore because I woke myself up after falling asleep on a plane recently - that was awesome) and I occasionally fart in bed. I keep myself in good shape and expect the same from my partner. I am typically attracted to younger, physically fit women who are intelligent and driven. My ideal relationship would be one where we push and support each other in all aspects of life. If you have read this far through this novel of a profile and you think you can keep up and challenge me (and you haven't decided that I'm just an arrogant a$$) then maybe you should shoot me a message and start a conversation. If the best you can muster is "Hey There" or "Nice Profile", you're not creative or confident enough for me and I probably won't respond. I'm a pretty dynamic guy and a great catch and I'm looking for more of the same.BTW, if you're reading this profile because I messaged you first, I don't send out many messages and you should take it as my way of being on time. OK, my thought is that this online dating thing should start with more of a casual meeting. We've already established that there is some kind of physical attraction, because let's be honest, we all start by surfing photos and then dig deeper on the ones we're attracted to and if we think we might be compatible, we make contact.Let's grab coffee or a beer so we both have an easy way out if it's not clicking. We'll call it a "first meeting" if that leads to a "first date" I'm sure we'll come up with something good in our conversation.
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TreyOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
"For a moment, pretend that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.."I am a computer tech-type. What does that REALLY mean? Well, I am (excited) glad you asked. It means for work, I learn, teach, fix and learn again software for my company. (if you'd like, as me about the two documentary films I made! If you are into that sort of thing!) See what you did? Now you’re bored. I am so sorry. I am a master of the lost art (who ever knew it was lost) of taking complex things and being able to explain them and teach them in a simplistic manner. ISN'T THAT TERRIFIC!? I am a technology geek and am usually babbling about it to someone about some… thing.Some things I Like that are probably mentioned somewhere elsewhere:** Reading (music books, science, menu's (yes menu's), cook books, local articles* Talking about the what-if's* Making [you] laugh at absurd thingsI have lived in MA all my life and have usually had a job that makes me drive a half hour to get there (at least!) But, I like driving - the lines in the road are fun to count. Did I mention I hate math? Well I don't really -sometimes. If I am not working I am walking, reading, playing my guitar (or drums), cooking or making up new words you will just love for no reason at all. It is part of my charm.What do I read about you ask? I am glad you asked! I read about (get ready for this): guitar, cooking, informational things (science, technology, bla bla) or the news. I usually do not read novels or specific writers - mostly informational and, magazines. I love hero movies, but do not read comics. Speaking of movies (I brought it up, not you - it's ok!) I usually go often, either by myself or with a pal. Anything with Aliens, monkey's, robots or a triumphant story always gets my goat (in this ***, 'goat' is short for "attention", if that helps). Nothing beats ridiculously funny/stupid movies, though. Don't you agree? No? I tried.So, what about you? See anything you like? My humor? My interests? I assure you I have 2 arms and 2 legs. As the photo(s) suggest, I also have two eyes, a nose, and two ears! What else... oh, there is all my hair, and I threw in a few lips for whatever reason. Thanks for noticing!On a serious note - I am a responsible adult (but a kid at heart). I believe we can all be better people, and with just a few tweaks, better to one another. I am not a hippie though; I am just trying to be a good person! A few things I can say I am proud of that I have done in my life is filming and producing two documentary movies and, being a Big Brother volunteer. Both provided a start-to-finish feel-good satisfaction that, can be felt during and after you are done. The movies have sold on every continent and my little brother is now a young man pursuing his business dreams. But that's enough serious talk for now! :)~ One of my "wants" is to own a house with some land. Land where I can let the grass grow and fill it with robot animals and have myself an artificial domestic farm. I Am serious - (anyone get that? let me know!). But, seriously on the house. I would love to own a cozy home with a good bit of land. Well, at least enough where I can walk far enough, turn around and almost crush the house with my thumb and index finger if I close one eye and pretend. I make some CRAZY Belgian Waffles. Actually, everything I cook may be considered crazy from this point forward. I love animals but am allergic to most of the fury ones. Don't let that make you turn away! I discovered my allergies with my first pet many years ago, and she was with my 14 years and I would not let her go - even with the terrible breathing problems that came with it. You just don't give up on something that you love and brings you joy. You just don't.Many would describe my sense of humor as off-the-wall and or monstrously unpredictable (actually, I describe it as monstrously unpredictable) but the former is pretty true from research I have done with friends, relatives and close family. Under CLOSE supervision of course! I am really into nonsense, as it can set of a fun mood. But you can also flick it off if you need to. I am versatile!So, back to music! I have played drums since I was 15 and always thought of it more of really fun more than anything. I have played in some bands in the past, but now it is more a form of expression and a way to let off some steam. I also started guitar with an old band-mate a few years ago, and that is really fun! If you are musical, that's awesome, if not, I am sure you can appreciate music in some way. We all should! Cooking! I love it, and cook often with family on the weekends or with friends. I will cook anything, and usually like to combine things and see what happens. I can make [regular] food too if that is your thing! (I love Italian, Mexican, Indian, Thai, Japanese, Greek, really lots of things). I am also a big veggie eater. You got to have some vegetables (under your burger). One of my favorite things is driving around and seeing what there is to see. Other than that, I am not a huge traveler. Only a few places have required a plane, but I could be persuaded, I suppose ***>I love soda water and ginger ale. I am not much AT ALL of a drinker, but if I do, it is something I might sip. Like a Gin and Ginger Ale.I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER (and mustard) though, Not together, though. Definitely not. I love to make my own kettle corn and roasted nuts, too. I make KILLER pizza (from scratch), too. My sister(s) always request it on their birthdays when we all gather at my parents’ house. So, there is your proof! Other do-dads I like to make are giant soft pretzels, bagels, and other simple breads (stuffed or not!). I cannot (or, do not, rather) bake, but you can! PLEASE?So, more detail about stuff: (You’ll get your chance trust me! I am an attentive listener). I like to get most my exercise with walking or some sort of hiking. I usually listen to music when I do, but if you want to come along, then I will certainly rather listen to your voice than some knucklehead yelling at their guitar! Or, maybe not? I will leave it up to you! (I Love all sorts of music, but mostly rock: Oldies, classic rock, modern or *** I don't sing! This is a good thing for everyone. Lets keep it simple. Inter-Galactic travel. If it's the summer, a root-beer float. Goofy jokes and fun stuff. Or, we can go for a walk. Sit on a park bench and feed birds - or, even ourselves!On a serious note (finally!), It does not matter what the date is, so - if you are most impressed by where a date takes place (other than we are both there), then, you aren't impressing me.
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HarveyOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Ok well I figured it was about time to freshen up this profile. I'd hoped I wouldn't be on here long enough to have to freshen it up but sometimes when life gives you lemons... you just have to pour more beer.I've read through a lot of the women's profiles during my search and I have to say... I think you're all looking for the exact same guy. There must be one guy on this site that gets alllll the *** mean seriously... aren't any of you looking for a guy that has no sense of humor? Or wants to have unintellegent conversation? Or is compleyely dishonest and just wants to play games? Am I a game player? Hell yea! Love em! Games are fun. Been playing em ever since I was a little boy. Games = fun. Listen... I don't care if you're tall or short... blonde, brunette or redhead... about average, thin, athletic, toned or curvy! I'm looking for a mutual physical attraction with a strong connection with someone passionate. If that person doesn't have the same interests they're willing to learn new ones just as I'll be willing to learn theirs and we'll do so because the connection is there and we want to. How many times have you come across someone in your life who introduces you to something you didn't realize you liked before that? Differences are not always bad things.I have no checklist. I used to have one way back when and look where that's gotten me. So even if you think we'll have nothing in common and you're just physically attracted to me... give it a shot and find out. Sometimes you end up finding out that you had a whole lot more in common once you actually talk to someone. I mean you can't really go by what the profile says... if we could we'd all be amazing people. Of course I really am! But the rest of you? Ehhh ...not so much. I will say a great kiss is essential. However I believe that a great kiss is a WE thing and not a ME or YOU thing. Same goes for sex... great sex is a WE thing.OMG. He did NOT just say sex... that must mean that's all he's here for... NOT TRUE. Yes I consider myself a sexual person but I'm in no rush to get to that part of the relationship. It happens when it happens. Just as everything else does. Date one or 3 months in. I'm a romantic... I'm a hand holder and a cuddler... I'm someone who seems to lose all control of my bearings for a great smile. I'm funny, witty, silly, smart, sarcastic, passionate and honest... but hey... don't take my word for it... come find out for yourself! Somewhere we can talk...