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MeedOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Here goes. I'm a loving caring loyal family orientated guy I like to laugh and joke around and enjoy sarcasm giving and receiving If you can't laugh about the stupid things you've done. Then you haven't done very much living If you want to know anything more about me. Well message away ill answer when I can. Thxs and good luck Have to just wait and see. That's probly the easiest thing here to figure out. Lol
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DodgemanOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Dodgeman. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Elkhorn City, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AdaliahOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I LIKE:- Airplane noise (my dad was a fighter pilot .... yet, I fear turbulence - and, airplane food)- Junior Mints- Monogamous relationships. Herpes scares me. - Communication: it rocks and should be mandated by law- A super clean windshield- The smell of the ocean (the SF Bay doesn't count)- Sneezing- Scallops (& everything else in the ocean***Bubblegum- German Shepherds- Boxer briefs- Mickey Mouse- Breakfast- Intelligence, motivation, and positivity- Dental Floss- Steel drums- Episodes of "COPS"- Thick socks- My iPhone- Big, shiny trucks (I'm like ***Smelling new things- Prison documentaries- The U.S. Soldier - Turkey burgers- Rain- Riding mowers- Going to church on Sundays. It cleanses my psyche and soul. Like squeaky clean. I DO NOT LIKE:- Public hot-tubs. I don't trust the frothy bubbles on top. I'm sure they're little toxic spheres of bacteria.- Exercise balls. They remind me of my incoordination. - Close talkers or coffee breath ... especially close talkers with coffee breath- Liars: For the love of .... if you are ***pounds, but use "average" as your descriptor - you are being dishonest. I'm not a jerk - I'm honest.- If all your photos are self-pics done in restrooms .... especially public. Take this time to ask a friend - even a stranger - to take your picture. Also, wash your camera. It's dirty. - People that have not grasped the proper use of English grammar (i.e., You are = "you're" and it's "definitely" ... NOT "definately")- Sharing a toothbrush (so, bring your own)- Sequins or Lycra. Period. - Tip jars at self-serve frozen yogurt shops- People who check-in at the gym everyday on *** gel (or, Gavin Newsom)- Big and/or furry key-chains- Politicians ... all of them-- People who treat wait-staff poorly- Flutists .... I don't know why- Celine Dion or, similarly, prostate exams- Balancing my checkbook - Male roller-bladers- The smell of bleach- The Raiders - The middle seat- Gum *** - Golf ... it's a "leisure activity" not a "sport"- People who incessantly whistle- Drivers who fail to signal- Profiles that include the statement "Must Love Dogs" (who doesn't?!) or scenery/pet pics with no one in them. Stick your face in there and make it sexy.I believe that online dating is a great way of meeting people you would never otherwise encounter. And, I am just as happy to make new friends, as to meet the love of my life. Okay - that was a slight exaggeration. I'd actually love to meet my next last girl. But, please don't be more than moderately crazy. We will laugh. Together ... not at each other. Or, maybe at each other. But, it will be blissful and fun.