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Dwane, 45
United States, Kentucky, Cumberland

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About Me

Awesome, healthy, goofy, fun, smart, romantic, relationship minded, athletic, avid culinary hobbyist in search of one great partner/willing food victim. She should be a bit of a foodie, like to laugh (a lot,) enjoy hiking and being active, dig seeing live music, and bonus points if you are into tennis, as I just started playing again.Top Ten Reasons You'll Totally Dig Me:1: I'm faithful, fun, loyal and cute. Like a puppy, except better, since I bathe myself and you don't need to buy me chew toys.2: At the age of 44, I guess I still don't really understand women. I'm not sure that's a bad thing, though, since they say that women *do* understand women, and they often tend to not like one another. When I play Scrabble, it is so powerful...so beautiful a sight, that the women and children descend from the neighboring villages to watch. And weep.4: When I get cash out of the ATM, I don't count it, but I do make sure all the bills are facing the same direction.5: I'm an awesome cook. Seriously. I can cook you a better meal than what you can get in a great many restaurants.6: I don't kick kittens. While I understand that there are taller, better looking men than myself that you could date, they all kick kittens. Do you really want to spend your life with a kitten kicker? I thought not.8: I very firmly believe that the very best things in life aren't 'things' at all.9: At some point, for some reason or other, you will probably call me 'maestro.'10: Everything in my profile is true, which shows that I'm either pretty honest, or dumb enough not to lie about the bad stuff. Hopefully the former, but it might be a combination of both.Send me a note and say, "Hello," what have you got to lose? Besides, if you don't write to me, the terrorists win. :) Anything where we could chat and see if we click.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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