SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DevoreOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Devore. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Cave City, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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GreyOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I am fun loving and tactile I like to show affection and receive it to, I love a kiss and a cuddle and have a good sense of humour, I have a good sense of adventure, honest, loyal and very loving.I do have baggage but who at my age dont!! but it doesnt have to be a problem!!I play football once a week, and manage a youth team, I like all sorts of music from modern to 80's and beyond.I like to watch horror, comedy and I have been know to like a few chick flicks, I like to go and see standup comedians, I am looking for someone who is fun to be with and has a nice smile that lights their face up and see where it goes.Message me if you would like to know more about me, I promise I won't bite! Not unless you ask me to!! Anything that we choose!!
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MurdanieOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.