SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TibbyOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
To answer the enquiries about the Smurf - I don't know, I've never strangled one.The basics...Never married, very calm and laid back, and I try to trust my *** is about experience, not regrets. I'm quite happy with who I am ,I have a decent job, my own home (which is undergoing some much needed improvements) and some nice toys. Gone are the years of going out to get wasted, now it's more like the occassional quiet night out with friends and a couple of glasses of sauvignon blanc (must be getting old!).I recently qualified as a race marshal, so spend the occassional weekend sweeping up bodies from the track and throwing what's left of the bikes into a skip, and also do the occassion mechanic support at club/bsb meets. That's maybe once a month through the summer, so still have plenty of weekends free for other stuff.Sorry about the lack of pics, it's all I have without a crash helmet on... I'll work on that!Stuff I like...I'm a fan of motorsports (mainly bikes, I used to race but don't do that any more, the bike pic is a couple of years old).Traditional values and respectable people.A decent steak dinner but sadly not much use at cooking it myself!A camping weekend and being part of the scenery, in fact I really enjoy it, but I do like to treat myself to the occassional luxury.Stuff I don't like so much...Settling for second best.Dishonesty/theives/etcSoaps (on telly not the bathroom, I do wash!)Cheese, cabbage, parsnips.Monday'sWhat I would look for in a lady is fairly non-specific, but off the top of my head... Someone who is my equal and NOT who feels it her duty to pander to my every need (been there, not good). Someone equally happy in a posh frock or a pair of wellies, easy conversation, no pressure to act anything other than natural, a mix of mutual and different interests between us.There's plenty more, but I figure if you're interested then you'll ask, I've no problem with a good bit of banter, so go ahead and do your worst! Ice cream, or cake. I know... ice cream AND cake!
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IbrahimOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
HelloWhat do you want to know?I have varied intrests from music, pretty wide taste and my main passion , through to sports, reading, the odd film, some cooking(I try), all things 60s such as clothes, scooter etc.Im a glass half full person, I have my opinions and love a good discussion shall we say. I enjoy working? Is that strange? Love what I do. I'm the one drowning in the waves!If you have you know where to find me. Update, got a ticket, what a great day.Back for a second time, maybe lucky this time, who knows?.
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MurdanieOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Haven't had much luck on here but have noticed that honesty seems to be a high priority for most ladies so here goes..... l'm baffled by anything more complicated than a toaster as l have the IQ of a stale pork pie and can't count to 21 unless l'm naked and l don't seem capable of finishing anything l start - unless it's a packet of biscuits. Am frighteningly ugly - my face resembles a medical experiment gone quite horribly wrong, but l do like to keep in shape - this years shape is a sack of spuds. l use one of the three possible Yorkshireman solutions to any given problem - eat it, kill it or shag it and In bed l can offer you a 3 minute fumble including foreplay. My diet consists entirely of pies, donuts and coffee and l drive an old banger that would scare the Stig. Therefore because of all these 'qualities' l'm realistic so l'm not fussy in who l meet as long as you're between ***yrs old, have a body Aphrodite herself would die for, be a raging nympho, a gourmet cook and are quite obscenely rich. These are just a few of my best points so for the full horror of what awaits you send a message and if l can wake up one of my last 2 brain cells l'll come and grunt at you. Ok ladies now please form an orderly queue.... There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.Well if you've got this far then you probably deserve a bit more honesty, l'm told l have a good, if a bit odd, sense of humour (See above), am loyal and caring.-o As for my photos l do smile but l don't like having my photo taken as l always seem to end up looking like something off of crimewatch and if you were this ugly you wouldn't be happy having your photo taken either :-- as long as its cheap, and is out of the way so as not to upset any innocent bystanders.