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Alphonso, 44

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About Me

This is the hard part,describing yourself so here goes..I would describe myself in no particular order as witty, loyal, tactile, considerate, fun loving, affectionate and clumsy !!Well, thought I would give this a go as a way to try and meet a like minded person. Not after miracles just some one honest ?? Not into silly mind games or flings, hopefully on here to find someone that can be part of a fulfilling relationship...... No honestly stop laughing it's true !! I know what I want from my life, I am a bit on the sarcastic side with my sense of humor, but by no means loud, I can be sensitive but strong. I am at the stage of my life where it would be a bonus if i found that someone special, not sure it will happen on a dating site like this, but worth a try i guess. I enjoy eating out, visiting new places, love holidays in the sun and winter holidays skiing as this UK weather is sooooo grim. The one constant I have had in my life is the gym,I spend a lot of my time there as it helps to me keep me focused, I have lots of other interests but I can tell you all about them over a drink. I hate lies,cheats,and mind games, I am not into casual flings so if that's your thing then your not for me sorry. But if you are still interested in me after reading all that then please let me know and we'll see how it goes, be nice to hear from you and see if we click.! Thought I would share that with everyone :) If I don't reply it's not that I am being ***'s just I don't think we would be compatible, it happens to all of us after all it is a dating site and we all think we know what we want ..... I really am looking for someone that shares my interest in fitness and a healthy lifestyle. I really don't want to offend anyone but everyone knows what kind of person they are attracted to. So let's get out on the mountain bikes !! Only kidding a drink and a chat would be a good start.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

    Hello there!!!!!OK, a quick shot at selling myself to you lovely ladies; Own house, car, job, hair, teeth (OK, a couple are gone, but they are from the back) and most importantly to me, my own mind.I see myself as a fun loving, chatty, cheeky, independent person. I also have the view that honesty is always the best policy, some times I cannot help myself (see teeth comment above). I love a bit of banter, can take it, as well as dish it out.I have a great social life with wonderful family and friends, although am missing that special person. This could be where you come in :-)I would like to meet an independent woman that ticks my boxes, as I would hopefully tick hers. I enjoy nights out on the town as well as quieter nights with a more laid back atmosphere. I am also happy with a good film and take-away as a night in with the right company. I am a strong believer in having common interests with a partner, but also interests that would be done apart. I am not the sort of person that likes living within each other’s pocket and would like a lady that has a similar view.Without wanting to stereotype myself as a typical geezer. So, quite a few of my weekends during the season are spent down south, which ties in nicely with visiting family and friends. If you are the kind of girl that likes to spend every minute of every weekend with your partner, then I might not be the right fit for you.LIKES & LOVESFootball.Golf.Running (OK, that's a bit of a love / hate at times.Most other sports.Socialising (be it trendy bar with maybe a drunk boogie later, dining out, comedy club or a "put the world to rights" natter in the local type boozer).Music (various; Rock, Pop, House, Dance, Cheese, etc.).Film (Shaun of the Dead (of course), Withnail & I, Human Traffic, Shawshank Redemption and most comedy).TV (QI, 8 out of 10 cats, Mock the Week, Celebrity Juice, Take Me Out (my guilty pleasure), Masterchef (even though I cannot cook, more honesty), Grand Designs, etc.).Holidays that are a mixture of adventure, activity, discovery and great nightlife.NOT A BIG FAN OFSmoking (although I can tolerate it, I do not really approve, tsk tsk).Litterbugs (especially drivers that throw their cigarette butts out of their car windows and dog owners that do not clean up after their pet).People who are generally untidy (in appearance and about their homes).Clothes Shopping (I would rather go to the dentist and have the rest of my teeth pulled out, but have no problem with you going on girlie shopping trips with your mates).Music (Rap and most manufactured bands that ruin original music with their naff cover versions).TV (Reality, Soaps and X Factor type programmes).Text speak and really bad grammar (typos and minor mistakes not a problem, but try to use the right there/their/they're please).Holidays that just involve laying on a beach for 2 weeks.If you would like to find out more please feel free to send me a message. What's the worst that could happen? ;-)If you message and I don't reply then please do not take offence. It's just that I don't see us as a good match, but wish you luck when fishing elsewhere ;-). How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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