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DjOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-36
Looking for long turn relationship and want somebody too love me for me and not cheat and I like affection romance and being with the person I'm with. I got a spence of humor. Don't like to argue. I'm not a cheater and want the same out of the other person. If we ain't good just tell me.
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KenithOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Rather new here so I'm trying this out. Pretty "normalish" guy I hope. Just trying to find some new people to yap with, and perhaps anything more would be a bonus I guess. So what do I like to do ? Lets see... I write music (badly) I make kites (well they fly at least) I try and read when I can. Love movies and have built a huge collection up over the years.? God this is hard huh ??., anything else you want to know.. is very easy to ask :)You know, *** me explaining about who I am, I wrote to a few famous figures over history to see what they thought of me.. I hope this helps..; Ze amount of time I took explaining to Linc zat zee theory of relativity had nothing to do with his Cousins, Uncles and Aunts !!!";"Mickey Mouse : ". So I punched him"Madonna : " If you ever contact me again I will phone the police.."Jesus Christ : " A lost cause. I wouldn't waste my time "My Mother : " Who ?? "Adolf Hitler : "Well I don't know about anyone else, but I think you are a really nice guy and can walk my dog anytime"; No Linc.. I am NOT your father !"Thanks guys.. that was very helpful ..."I threw in my money and made my wish, but sleeping boys catch no fish" Oh God I don't know. Samantha Kilby. We were 9 years old, didn't kiss, and she ate my packet of Monster Munch.... What a silly question !
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EliasaphOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
Genuine funny guy. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after the office, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.-force demonstration. my bating average is 400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis Ok the truth . Good lad,fantastic sense of humor. Wants a good woman. The first date.. Garden hopping.Be warned This may impare your ability to operate machinery.