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ZachOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Not paying for this app so just add me on *** know youre real *** ***
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MelOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Hello there! I guess we'll have to start staying active inside now! Hoping to make that connection to share my life with. Trying to remain positive but with the luck I've had my hope is fading fast. Our mission objective should be to stop that immediately for both us! Deal? Any takers? Would love to hear from you...ready, set, go!!!I'm nothing special but I am very open and honest. So don't be shy and feel free to say hello. Someone recently told me to don't be shy and be assertive. It's hard for me to NOT be shy until I get to know someone. I try to take chances as much as I can because I'll miss the ones I don't but I'm not pushy or THAT assertive. Just know that I'm not looking for perfection because I'm far from perfect. I just know what I want and what I don't want. I don't think it is too much to ask because nobody should settle for less than what they deserve. I'm not right for everyone and everyone is not right for me. Hopefully I'll meet someone who feels the same way I do and let things just happen...I'm looking for a woman who understands that I have children. My son lives with me full time now and any time I get to spend with them is precious to me. Therefore, my priority is with them first. I'm sure many Mothers can understand this. I absolutely adore my kids and I love talking about them. My kids are older now so I realize I need to start living more for me. This means anyone I'm sharing my life with can be included in that sharing. I have no age limits, height requirements, or ethnic requirements. You can either have kids or not have kids just as long as you can accept my two very cool, laid back besties! I do prefer that you are attractive in your own way, that you have a job that you love, that you take pride in your appearance. I would appreciate it immensely if you were very upfront, open, and honest...I'm not on here for games. I consider myself and open book so feel free to ask me anything.I do not drink ever at all. Not even a drop and haven't in over 17 years. I made a conscious decision on my own to stop. I still go out and have fun and I don't mind people who drink. As long as you stay in control and drink in moderation there is no issue. I know if I were choosing to surround myself with people like me...I'd be one lonely dude! Don't let the fact I don't drink deter you please. I know some that may balk at the idea. I'm completely ok with social drinkers who maintain control.I'm looking to find my best friend, my companion, and my lover to share my life with. I want her to be the one I can't stand to be without. I know this can not happen overnight but I'm not going to stop it should I feel it going in that direction. I believe in communication, integrity, honor, commitment, devotion, and chivalry (no, it is not DEAD) I love to spoil and be spoiled! I love anything outdoors (as long as it is not cold or snowing). I love running, working out, golf, hockey, racing, softball, swimming, biking, and shopping. Yes, I love to spend money. Quiet nights out are preferred, but loud and rambunctious nights out are fun if done in moderation. I don't mind picking up take-out and cuddling up on the couch with a movie. Either way, I will be happy as long as you are happy.And if you've made it this far, then I sincerely thank you for reading my mini-biography! ;-) Kind regards to you and yours! First dates can be tricky and it all depends on the time of day. I like to make the first date short and non-binding! A nice intimate lunch meeting in the middle of a crazy week. An evening out on the town with dinner followed by an event or just a walk in a park to talk and get to know one another works wonders. If the weather isn't cooperating, then a stroll through the mall or a chat with coffee at a bookstore or coffee house is always good.
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AbelOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
-sexual outside linebacker). Then let's make low grade porn together in my bathtub. You bring the salsa and the crazy glue. Just Kidding.... I'm a musician. Wait for it...I'm not a typical musician. So, ok, for those of you still around let's move on. I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Carl is my hero), American Dad (Roger is my other hero) and Star Trek. I hate reality shows and any show about the scientific evaluation of a crime scene. More about me? I don't have a nice car, I don't spend money on nice clothes (t-shirts and shop shorts) and I will never own a home again in this lifetime. I'm just not into possessions. I'm your typical "guy" and guys are guys, you really can't change that. For *** like breasts. We talk about breasts. We remember every pair we've ever seen. They're fun, they're a hoot (pun intended). You know how some women like scrap-booking? Same idea. Also, guys watch porn and real men don't feel the need to hide it. Example: You: What are you doing on the internet? What you want me to say: Checking the weather, donating my body to science after I die and *** mother some cute puppy pictures. What I will say: Updating my profile at horny asian frat girls dot com...HEY!!!, this one looks like your mother. Also, with guys there's often one dirty sock next to our side of the bed. We also love to watch football on Sundays...it's like the tides and taxes...it just is. What am I looking for in a woman? Huge tits...I know I'm supposed to say some crap about eyes, or personality but I'm looking for a pair of knee shooters. Like she's kinda walking hunch backed because they're weighing her down. Example:You: My back hurts from these huge, pendulous breasts.What you want me to say: Oh baby, let's go see about a reduction because your health is of the utmost importance to me.What I will say: Then lay down.Settle down girls, I'm kidding. I'm looking for a woman I can talk to about my day. I want someone who is smarter than me, funnier than me and a dork in a pornstar's body. I want someone who doesn't know that male sex organs come in different sizes. I want someone who can get it through her head that Butthead is the smart one. I want someone who can tell me to shut the hell up when I ramble on about what I want.Truly? I need someone that I can spoil. Who I can kiss every other moment of the day. Someone who'll call in sick with me and just watch Aqua Teen DVDs and eat ice cream in bed for a month. I need someone who understands the concepts of honesty and the value of commitment and who's understanding of those words does not stop at knowing that a lot of people use them in their profiles. Someone who is fit and into working out and proper nutrition (deal breaker). And finally I need someone who understands what the one dirty sock next to the bed is used for and how f-ing stupid it is to run a draw play on 3 and 17. There isn't much that one can offer within the confines of a personals profile but what I can promise is that you will always get honesty from me. Example: You: Do these Jeans make me look fat? What you want me to say: Not at all you look fine. What I will say: No, no, no honey, your ass does. By the way you have too many shoes and I'm sorry I didn't notice that you had your nails done...and you look just fine. I wouldn't be here if I didn't like you the way you are. Example 2: You: What do you want to do tonight? What you want me to say: Go out to eat. Go see the new Julia movie and come home and cuddle on the couch. What I will say: Get drunk, get naked. Not necessarily in that order. FINALLY, I need someone who will not lie. No matter what, she will not lie to me. This is rare and apparently doesn't exist in the real world. But I can always dream...Ok, I'm done rambling...oh yeah, just kidding about the farm. I don't even know what an emu is.