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United States, Kansas, Garnett

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*** Update since i hadn't fixed it and have been getting asked a lot I am currently in MT sorry for the confusion. BTW wanted to update all this but wasn't expecting the pop qwiz feature just to update stuff. I mean that's a lot of questions sheriff, am I a suspect, or is this the Spanish inquisition, I really think you need to get a search warrant or something! Just sayin. So... now that that's overwith...I am currently seeking a like minded individual to share a disasterous 6-9month relationship with, who can hopefully provide plenty of nonsesnse to keep me and my friends entertained for hours on end , and, who will also help me keep very close to all my friends by encouraging me to have frequent get togethers with them at the bar to have a few drinks while we discuss the creative new hobbies my wonderful new girlfriend has introduced me to like lying, drama, cheating...oh and trash talkin.... which will hopefully go on uninterrupted until the police or some sort of legal precedings have to be taken to stop our new found fun. P.S. If you could also have some really bitter friends and a few spare exes hanging around near by to keep things from getting dull that would be a huge plus as well. Would like to meet someone sweet with intentions of getting to know each other better, generally prefer having an actual girlfriend to just dating. Pretty open to activities especially being new to the area and after all just about everything turns out to be pretty fun when you're doing it with someone you enjoy being around. I also think it's a good practice to be open to their interests so you can share in things that are important to them. I'm interested in someone funny, honest and sweet, I like the down homey easy to get to know kind of girls you think of when you imagine the south, and offer those same qualities back. I'm smart, funny, attentive and affectionate, can go out or cuddle up on the couch with a glass of wine. I can be a firm, strong man and tender and compassionate. I'm not on here lookin for booty calls, (I just don't dig most chicks I can pick up at bars) I want a woman, a lady and a tomboy. I'm looking for someone attractive (I don't mean to be shallow but, she needs to know that she can drag me away from the superbowl anytime just by walkin' by in some lingerie, it's hard to feel loved when you can't see the passion your mate has for you in their eyes when they look at you). I know what love feels like, and what it requires and hope to find that someone who likes the comfort and inspiration of having that special someone in their lives too. I know it doesn't happen right away, or with everyone. But it's definately worth it when it does, and you don't have to be perfect, I know I'm not, but I am really nice and usually find those quirks adorable. And no, I'm not married, those pics were taken close to a year ago when I was engaged, just in case you're wondering about the ring. Nothing too heavy, just like to go out for some drinks, or check out some of the daytime attractions and local events but most importantly spend at least some of the time in circumstances where we can hear each other talk and get to know a couple things about each other. Also, I've noticed most of the interesting women on here already have children and I know how difficult that can make it to free up time so, if lunch or coffee or the park so as not to take you away from them.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

American Football
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