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Update: It was brought to my attention today (October 17th, ***that I sounded**** and/or a-hole-ish...and I'm not. Seriously...if someone gets to know ME you will see. But who cares right? In the end the sun will blow up in 5 billion years and none of this will have ever mattered....much.What exactly is with this fascination of taking photos and making the duck face!?!? I hate that...you should hate it too...DON'T DO IT!! It doesn't make you more attractive...whether you're a girl or a guy...stop doing this!!! F....!!! For F's sake....stop!This website is so boring...you run across the same profiles all the time...you get what you pay for I guess...Did I mention I love girls with eyebrows that look like Grouch Marx's mustache? It's true....screw Nair!the classic thing about going to the local watering hole while you're the only one sober is realizing how f'ed up everyone is...and that's in real life....the internet (POF) can only get worse...Ok so fun stuff in life to me are the following...in no particular order:cookingdrinking some good winewine tastingbeachParisHawaiiHanger 24 beer (you need to realize the magic of this invention...trust me)live music....NOT a tribute band...or cover band...just live music playing their own shiitt.....does this still exist?Karaokewriting poetry...summoning the musedriving fast...like race track stuff....Disneyland....never get bored of this place.the Getty....either one.....the Center for expanded antiquities of Greek origin...and Monet, Picasso, et alSeeing a cool band live from the front row...U2...checking out cool bands at the Coach HouseLaguna Beach......to walking around...jamming with street urchin beach bum musicians is pretty cool.....love the scenery and thankful I'm not one of the empty people who live thereNot going to church....no problem with God...just irritated beyond belief by man made religion...all of them!Reggae Sunday funday at Stadium Brewery...........and then some Lava Cake....saying rad all the time because other adjectives are stupidNot having heated seats in my carNot being pretentious....teaching my daughter softball skills....DodgersLakers (duh)AngelsKingsLA GalaxyPremier League futbolFormula 1 racing....better than any other form of competition for many reasons that do not need to be explained.WRC....rally racing...close second...well not that close to F1, but very coolsushisushiand sushiMexican food....fun summer movies with ten dollar popcorn and 5 dollar box of M $ M'sgirls who like to workout...girls who have a PERSONALITY....most important...beyond every other aspect....is anyone getting this?bbq'ing...sleeping.....especially sleeping in on a weekend day...mornings suck!What I'm not looking for:Immediate jump in the sack hook ups...or ***'t it make sense to get to know each other a bit first before jumping into anything serious? I mean seriously...you might get annoyed with me...or I don't float your boat so why waste the time? And vice/versa....just makes sense.Drama....no I don't care about your last relationship...it's not my business...just be you...be nice...have a personality...and I will do the same.Kids: I love my daughter which is beyond a ridiculous understatement. But with that being said...I don't want any other kids...as in, having biological kids with someone else. That's where I'm at. The longer the description, the more likely you'll get responses....ok...so I could just say a bunch of crap here and it will get me dates...lame.How about, let's just see if we are even compatible...if I was with "the one" who turned me on and vice/versa, would it really matter what the dates involved?! This isn't a gameshow....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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