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Reginold, 41
United States, Kansas, Derby

Offline, last seen Thu, 16 Apr 2026 13:43:13

About Me

To start. Well, I'm a pretty easy going and very social guy. I treat everyone with respect, though I am very sarcastic. One of the greatest moments of my life is when I met my life-long friends. I have danced the Macarena and for that I am ashamed, I will not do it anymore. I think a great way to get laid in a bar is to walk up to the free condom bowl and go "damn, no magnums!" Then follow that by saying "I would buy some at the store, but they never have change for a $***bill, and that's all I ever have in my wallet." I still think the lead singer from the band "A-Ha" is hot. I have a pretty darn good job that I love! Go figure! If I had it to do all over again, I think I would have wanted to be a back up singer for "Abba." Other than that, life is generally pretty good. I'm a pretty optimistic guy and I'm very proud that most people who know me will tell you what a good guy I am. I know what it takes to be a good friend and I strive to be that to everyone. I'm kind of "settled," but I know how to have a good time too! Anyway, if it sounds interesting, drop me a note. And really- I could have been a major League Baseball player. The only thing that held me back was a lack of talent. .. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trumpet playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a glass of water I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. A first date would depend on the person and our common interest(s). Usually a first date for me is dinner or just coffee on relaxing afternoon to talk and get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Electro Funk Chinese Indian Thai Adventure Sci-Fi Boxing Soccer / Football
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