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ReginoldOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
To start. Well, I'm a pretty easy going and very social guy. I treat everyone with respect, though I am very sarcastic. One of the greatest moments of my life is when I met my life-long friends. I have danced the Macarena and for that I am ashamed, I will not do it anymore. I think a great way to get laid in a bar is to walk up to the free condom bowl and go "damn, no magnums!" Then follow that by saying "I would buy some at the store, but they never have change for a $***bill, and that's all I ever have in my wallet." I still think the lead singer from the band "A-Ha" is hot. I have a pretty darn good job that I love! Go figure! If I had it to do all over again, I think I would have wanted to be a back up singer for "Abba." Other than that, life is generally pretty good. I'm a pretty optimistic guy and I'm very proud that most people who know me will tell you what a good guy I am. I know what it takes to be a good friend and I strive to be that to everyone. I'm kind of "settled," but I know how to have a good time too! Anyway, if it sounds interesting, drop me a note. And really- I could have been a major League Baseball player. The only thing that held me back was a lack of talent. .. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trumpet playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a glass of water I once single- When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. A first date would depend on the person and our common interest(s). Usually a first date for me is dinner or just coffee on relaxing afternoon to talk and get to know each other.
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MarlenOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hi. Normally, I have a pretty good sense of humor... I can be witty, smart, a bit inappropriate to completely off the wall. But I hate writing this stuff, so it may not come off that way here. So, this is just gonna be basic. I'm shy when I first meet someone. I'll get over it. I have great friends and family. I'd like to see if there is a man out there who fits into the empty spaces. I'm not looking to fix anyone, or to be fixed. I want to continue to grow and learn, with fun, adventure (that does not mean drama), laughter and love. And sarcasm. A little sarcasm is fun. I'd like to have a reason for romance. I practice yoga ***times a week depending on what's going on. I have been getting fit over the last year and I am looking for someone I can continue that type of lifestyle with. I think I'm pretty laid back. I've got a good head on my shoulders, and I try to let people be who they are. It depends on what we find in common. Let's talk about it!
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GraigOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Will complete later