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RanaldOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I have been divorced 2 years now, had my fun with the crazy post-divorce craziness now I'm looking to live a more domesticated lifestyle again. I am 100% single, no drama, no baggage, no girlfriend, wife or fwb. (WHY ruin a good thing, right? Hahaha! Kidding...). I have a 13 year old son who is a tremedous athlete and a well mannered, good student. I have him as much as I want; his mom and I get along well. We are huge football fans and we enjoy racing motocross. Looking to meet someone who is fun, doesn't sweat the small things, and isn't ready to just sit around and wait to get old. I probably live a lifestyle a little younger than my age, I realize that may not be appealing to everyone. But I am who I am, I'm happy where I'm at. If I meet someone, great! If I don't, that's fine too. I have a plan for my future reguardless.Some things about my match:Height/weight proportionateLives within a reasonable distanceHas a sense of humor!IndependantNo unusual baggageNo husband!No boyfriend...Shocking but true... Your huge boobs do NOTHING for me. Pretty hair, nice eyes, great personality are all WAY more attractive.... I AM a motocross racer, I have no intention of jumping onto the Harley fad. Jeeez nearly EVERY. profile I read requires a Harley! It's just not me... Sorry... Kinda....*****If you are here looking for a fling, fwb, or looking to capitalize on my weakness to gain pleasure for yourself, please move on! There are other sites for that. And don't introduce yourself by sending pictures of yourself that your parents would be ashamed of! Jeesh can't we save some things and let the excitement build? If you get my sarcasm, you should probably message me!!!! Maybe meet for a few drinks and see if that goes well. Do we really want to try to carry on a conversation while stuffing our faces at some trendy restaurant? Awkward.... I like those dates but they're much better with someone you already know. Who knows? Maybe by the 3rd date we could just watch Lifetime and drink wine while I paint your toenails!
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SonnyOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Seeking a partner who has been diagnosed with at least one personality disorder, and has a long and serious addiction to multiple substances (meth girls are a plus!). My idea partner would be described as "wildly jealous and excessively clingy." A bonus would be if she has violent and jealous ex-boyfriends with criminal records who tend to show up un-announced. Words that describe my ideal partner include: manipulative, bipolar with rapid cycling, and Courtney Love-esque.OK, truthfully, I'm a misplaced Californian now eight years in NYC. Reformed guitar player turned psychology professor. I can't dance to save my life, but can often be found dancing in the kitchen with friends or even alone anyway. I'm actually a pretty decent cook, but never follow directions which can lead to occasional failures of epic proportions (I one time created "gravy-paste-cake"). I've got a fantastic job, but spend most of my money quite irresponsibly on travel. I probably drink more frequently than I should, but I also work out a lot, so I figure it evens out. That being said, it is a very rare occasion that I get more than tipsy, and if that should happen, you will find that I am never ever mean, and will probably just tell you all of the things that I love about you.Oh yeah! And I'm actually 5'8", which of course is not "super tall", but if we meet, I promise that you will not be greeted by a guy who is 5'4", who put down that he was taller so you would consider going out with him.
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JaidynOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
POF says if I want to be successful then "try this"1-Talk about your hobbiesok..... I like to eat paint chips2-Talk about your goals and aspirationsok....I hope to one day open a paint chip restaurant3- Talk about yourself and what makes you uniqueWell....Dan likes lifting moderately heavy things. Dan (im taking creative liberty here and doing it in the 3rd person btw) used to play in the NFL. Dan started 2 companies in the past couple of years. Dan eats healthy. Dan Dan Dan.....im bored.....have any paint?4- Describe your taste in musicI eat paint, not music.Lets see if meetville is right. I expect all the hottest, smartest girls to fill up my inbox now. PS....I get it....you're just as comfortable in a pair of jeans and sneaks as you are in****ail dress and you love to laugh. (really...POF "****" C O C K in front of tail dress?) C.O.C.K.T.A.I.L. What would really be cool is to meet someone who was smart, athletic and pretty and might want to have a great family one day.....and doesn't get their panties in a bunch when I'm doing my own thing from time to time. Getting past the first 10 minutes of dropping keys, running into chairs, making sure each other looks like their profile photos and then getting into some good conversation over a great bottle of wine.