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Laurence, 43

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About Me

I live a boring life. Work monopolizes most of my free time.I love to spend time with my friends and my daughter. However, my friends all have significant others and my daughter is only with me every other weekend. So, this leaves me with the time for work...or play?!?! Would you be interested in scheduling a play date?I have a sarcastic whit, coupled with a perverse sense of humor (sometime referred to as simply juvenile)...but it's all mine! :-) I find it most refreshing when others can keep up and even more so when they can give it right back.I am fluent in three languages (English; Sarcasm; & Profanity). Often all three of them merge together...umm...elegantly?? (Okay, maybe seamlessly is more forthright.)Life has far too many serious moments and situations. Cut loose and enjoy yourself whenever you can!!!I am human, so of course I find outward beauty attractive. I do not believe that beauty revolves around a waist size. I believe that it is derived from inner confidence and personality. (As a side note: I also find intelligence to be extremely sexy.) Independence is important to me. I want to share time together, not dominate someone's every waking moment. There needs to be something left to talk/laugh about at the end of the day. ;-)I am a bit of a SciFi geek. I love comedy. My music interest pretty much stays in the Metal genera (80's to current...but mostly leans toward the more current) I am an avid coffee drinker. I believe that a coffee shop would make a great place to meet and introduce ourselves. From there...let spontaneity be the guide.Never opposed to meeting up with "your" friends. The company that you surround yourself with provides fantastic insight into the person that you are. (With luck they will also provide fantastic laughs with embarrassing stories from your past!)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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