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Ahearn, 45
United States, Indiana, Sellersburg

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About Me

DWM in dead-end job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex and future divorce.-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I win arguments by bursts of irrational shouting like I see from the talking heads on TV every day. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that can not be easily verified, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 44, but look 52 and feel 67. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and idea off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your overreaction to something.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*ty bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of a eleven-year-old boy and my ex wife and I have been amicably divorced for two and a half years now. I'm drama free and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. I'm not married to my work, and even when I was actually married, I found time for other things that were important like family, friends, traveling, dinners in and out and sports. Things are different now, but I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there. If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have fun...then contact ME !!Serious replies only, please. Things that make you go hmmmm!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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