SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ahearn
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Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
DWM in dead-end job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex and future divorce.-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I win arguments by bursts of irrational shouting like I see from the talking heads on TV every day. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that can not be easily verified, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 44, but look 52 and feel 67. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and idea off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your overreaction to something.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*ty bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of a eleven-year-old boy and my ex wife and I have been amicably divorced for two and a half years now. I'm drama free and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. I'm not married to my work, and even when I was actually married, I found time for other things that were important like family, friends, traveling, dinners in and out and sports. Things are different now, but I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there. If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have fun...then contact ME !!Serious replies only, please. Things that make you go hmmmm!
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Ophir
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Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I am honest, caring and trustworthy. Take a chance on me and you will not be dissapointed! I am open to making the plans or can be flexible if need be.
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Hughie
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Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
Im chill and like to eat out or cook ( im pretty good ) and watch movies . Im more affectionate than alot of men and im in great shape . I love tattoos and animals and kids. I prefer mommys as a partner .my life is simpke and I want to share time with someone whos honest loyal and real one thing that I dont enjiy is meeting someone whos posted pics of themselves that are totally not what they look like looks arent that important to me but being real and honest is . Ive met some women here who r useing pics of themselves over ten years old and its false advertisement lol im not very photogenic but I am what you see here. time has been merciful to me and I usually am told I look about ***or so surf and genetics have been good to me but im kinda into living young and spontaneous so its a natural fit . Im a cuddler I like to hold hands kiss and say sweet things just cuz I never fake my mood or pretend im into someone if im not . Im great at massage and love them too . Im a giving intuitive lover with strong hands . Ive been married and I know what I could have done differently learning from my mistakes has made me who I am today . I love my alone time but im a partner person so I hope that I meet that special woman who deserves what I have to offer . ;) Takeing a walk or cruz to the beach maybe coffee good conversation shareing time with someone cool and cute .