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Kian, 45

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About Me

I love to laugh and make you laugh. I am a very giving caring thoughtful man....ok true we all write good stuff.... but I’m also cranky at times when tired cold and rained on and worked midnights and...Ha-ha it’s true!!! But overall...I’m happy and love to laugh.Motocross fishing or anything w my sons. Handguns and long rifles. Outdoors a lot outdoors. Like being outside a lot but I can easily sit and crash on the bed or couch in the winter. Treadmill and weights. I sing a lot I love to sing. I’m told I’m a great catch..... Everyone has their faults though and I’m willing to share my faults and work on them as well. I am a touchy feely loving person. I’m very sensual & sensuous and very sexual when in a relationship but Not promiscuous. I believe in monogamy and marriage. I’m like the character on King of Queens Doug Heffernan.’m like...uuumm..I’m thinking in did something wrong here...right??! Lol true. Sad but true. or./...women get all flubberd up w hormones,, and I’m safe to take it out on...I’m done with being screamed at....no lol at all...done. If you are happy with yourself then and only then can you love someone else! I know there is normal life stress....but nothing to be hysterical about and scream at the drop of a hat... ok said unuffff.. lol.I am very spiritual and Love God, I’m not judgmental though..I’ve seen too much to know that there is a God; God shows Himself in this world even through all the hard stuff...HE is there if we just look."On this profile I have clicked "does not want kids...that means no MORE new babies with someone, I would love yours like my own. I love kids,,,, I’m a loving hands on dad.. I did diapers I do windows I do dishes and MY OWN LAUNDRY...AND MY YOUNGEST LAUNDRY TOO HHAH.. and towels and... I like an orderly house but there are some messes...some clutter. But not too bad,I do occasionally have a glass of wine.I guess so many women's profiles amazzzze me..cuz..Some are tongue in cheek I know, but at least have a job car and most of your teeth...HHHAAHAA that kills me. If that’s the minimum requirement then,,,wow,,, I guess I’m one of the few good men they are talking about hahahhaha.I do have A JOB A CAREER A BACHELORS DEGEREE., I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF,, NO MOMMY NEEDED !!!! HAD ONE! LOL.. I AM VERY SELF SUFFICIENT. .. my children’s mother and I divorced 12 years ago and stayed close and friends as coparents.She was a wonderful Godly woman and mother,,, she fought brain cancer valiantly,,,, for 14 months and passed away in may***,, w honor and dignity like a Godly Christian woman,,, she left behind a legacy,, not of a woman who was perfect by far,, but left a legacy of Godliness even in the face of her own failure,, left a legacy of loving her kids and God and Jesus more than life itself,, literally,,, so My boys were there as she left the earth,, I’ll never be able to be a mom,,, but I can love them,, I don’t know if God has a plan that involves a step mom someday,,, but she would have to be very amazing and special to be able to be part of my kids’ lives,,, I love being a daddy,,.. , so I have three boys from first marriage and a little one from second marriage. If that’ I’m a good man.I guess there are few good men out there. I’ve been in Law Enforcement my whole life. I enrolled and started to work on Masters Elementary ED but that is on hold for now, I’ve taught for years as a sub for extra cash. And because I used to work all nights and only need a few hours of sleep. I’m older now...wiser???? Debatable ...just older ha-ha. I LOVE TO LAUGH AND MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH...MY KIDS SAY ANYWAY. KING OF QUEENS...HITCH...in case you didn’t knowCOURAGE Coffee or meet in neutral place. Ill probably scope you out first with a background check...JK (not ) JK... at least Coffee,,not into bar scene but i like Damons. COmedy club. anyway. I like to get to know someone on the phone and texting first anyway because...life is very busy.. and i have only so many pockets of time right now . so im enjoying meeting new people at the very least. Good luck fishing.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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