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United States, Indiana, Sellersburg

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About Me

First off...I wasn't kicked off Match, just thought it was funny...waiting to see how many "Why did you get kicked off Match?" *** get lmao.Anyway, I like all of the standard online dating stuff...the outdoors, travel, romantic dinners, walking on the beach, going out on the town OR cuddling on the couch with a movie :) That's me being kinda sarcastic, not that those things aren't all great and everything, they are...really...we can do them all :)I'm looking for what everyone on here is looking for...someone I'll be crazy about. Everyone is a little crazy...I am, you are...if my crazy gets along with your crazy then everything is all good ;) (really, I'm not crazy but you know what I mean, right?) I'll show you mine if you show me yours...I realize that I may have just used the word crazy too many times, that's probably gonna be an issue.Little about me, First off, I hate Miracle Whip but I like mayonnaise...It seems like an odd way to introduce myself, but I figured that if you're really pro Miracle Whip then this probably wouldn't work out and you'd want to know that right off the bat. So, while it may seem strange to discuss condiments so soon, it's really quite polite in the long run.You should also probably know that if there's ever a jukebox in sight, I'm gonna put in a dollar. Of course, I'll ask what you'd like for me to play, but the end result is almost always the same. It'll be Eazy-E... I have a Bachelors Degree in Sociology...still trying to figure out how that happened...it's on par with a History degree for usefullness in the real world...I'm real. I'm honest. I'm actually pretty happy. If you're looking for one of those guys he's the profile before me and after me. Non graffitied T-shirts and jeans are more my speed. I do have a lucky hat though...and shorts.The best movie ever made was Jaws...anything else we can have a healthy debate over.I love trampolines, batting cages, and any place that go carts might be involved...yes, part of me is still 12...I like things that are funny. I like to laugh. A lot. This should actually go above the hating Miracle Whip section, but *** cutting, pasting, and editing what's already here, I'll leave that statement sort of as a final thought. How about the drive-in? :) A drink or coffee is good too but everyone says that. We could go mall walking too...find out if we'll still get along in 30 years...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Bluegrass Classical Dance American Caribbean Japanese History Sport
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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    DWM in dead-end job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex and future divorce.-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I win arguments by bursts of irrational shouting like I see from the talking heads on TV every day. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that can not be easily verified, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 44, but look 52 and feel 67. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and idea off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your overreaction to something.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*ty bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of a eleven-year-old boy and my ex wife and I have been amicably divorced for two and a half years now. I'm drama free and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. I'm not married to my work, and even when I was actually married, I found time for other things that were important like family, friends, traveling, dinners in and out and sports. Things are different now, but I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there. If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have fun...then contact ME !!Serious replies only, please. Things that make you go hmmmm!

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    I like watching movies and sporting events. I also try and excercise regularly. I like being outdoors in the summer and definately indoors in the winter. I like all kinds of music. I'm sure there is more but here you go for now, lol. pretty flexible but something low key would be great.

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    Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-47

    Hi! My name is Larrygittingam. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Sellersburg, Indiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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