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AhearnOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
DWM in dead-end job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex and future divorce.-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I win arguments by bursts of irrational shouting like I see from the talking heads on TV every day. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that can not be easily verified, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 44, but look 52 and feel 67. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and idea off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your overreaction to something.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*ty bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of a eleven-year-old boy and my ex wife and I have been amicably divorced for two and a half years now. I'm drama free and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. I'm not married to my work, and even when I was actually married, I found time for other things that were important like family, friends, traveling, dinners in and out and sports. Things are different now, but I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there. If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have fun...then contact ME !!Serious replies only, please. Things that make you go hmmmm!
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UriahOnline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
I have a big favor to ask. I am new to this and all I have done is be honest about me and what I am looking for. I get nearly no response! Would those who view me or I send a message to please tell me why you are not interested? This would be or at least could be helpful! If you say I am ugly, I understand, but I can't afford plastic surgery. I will not get upset, I would appreciate your input! Thank youI am an easy going guy that hates drama! I am pretty laid back, I don't like bars. I am honest, straight forward, and DO NOT like games or drama. If you asked everyone that knows me to use one word to describe me, that word would be nice! I enjoy treating a woman right! I am a gentleman that opens doors for women and compliments a woman without ulterior motive. I like to buy flowers for no reason. I am looking for a woman that would appreciate me for being a nice guy. I like classic cars, atv's, classic rock, 80's rock, i like to ride my bike. I am 6'3" around ***lbs. but don't look that heavy. I am trying to lose weight and get in shape. I am not good at bragging about myself so I'll tell you compliments that are constant with girls I have dated. Girls have said I have pretty blue eyes and great brown hair. I've also been consistently told by every girl I've kissed that I am a great kisser! I do get better looking the more you know me. I am compassionate, very affectionate, I love hugging, cuddling, holding hands, PDA, , romance and I am sentimental. I love to laugh. A happy dog wagging his tail makes me smile and happy cats playing make laugh! Stories of couples that have been together for many years that die within hours of each other make me cry! I do not date a lot of women, I believe in quality, not quantity. If you are just looking for sex, that's fine but I really would like to find someone I connect with. Sex is important, I enjoy it and I make sure my partner enjoys it but I find it is important to get to know someone, let the tension build! I am looking for women from late 20's to mid 40's, skinny UP TO a few extra pounds! You must have a womanly figure, I am not shallow, I just will not date someone I am not attracted to. The last girl I was dating was 5'7" ***lbs and I thought she was incredibly sexy! I am an animal lover, I have 3 cats. I have a career, I own my own home, car, and collector car. I am German/Irish. My mom is from Germany, my dad passed away from cancer in ***, they met when he was in the Army and stationed in Germany. I watch TV and work, a lot. I like mostly reality shows like Storage Wars, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Mysteries at the Museum, etc. I am new to this, so please take it easy on me! Take a chance and send me a message, I am shy, so just because I looked at your profile but did not send you a message does not mean I am not interested! Thanks, Mike Something simple where it will be easy to get to know each other. I would like to become friends first and not rush into anything but none of us are getting any younger!
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JonnyboyOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Jonnyboy. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Sellersburg, Indiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.