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NeelyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I can tell you how wonderful I am and how I help little old ladies cross the road but come on, what a snoozefest. Like you, I have a passion for life and my career. I am a self starter, I know what I like and yet I love to explore and try new things. Come join me on this awesome life experience, my life is fun, my friends are cool, my dogs are cute.Grab your FUN shoes, join me for a glass of wine and let's see if your as fun as you are cute.I promise to be polite however don't be surprised if I trip or bump you into the bushes for laughs and giggles.Don't expect me to kiss your ass and agree with everything you say. Also if your being a little snot, I'll call you on it.. and deduct 10 points. ;) Any whining will cost you a shoulder massage.For the five languages of "love", I am a combination of all five with "touch" as my dominate. If your not familiar with the five love languages, buy me an ice cream and I'll share it with you. You'll thank me.Alright girls ready... set... go! Whoa there princess! I wouldn't can call this a first date just yet. Here a few ideas I have compiled so I can better gauge your personality, fun level and romantic quirkiness.1. You lucked out. 2. See who can get the most Ritz Crackers in their mouth without laughing or choking. Pretty juvenile, but really funny... unless you actually choke.3. See which one of us can locate the best happy hour or wine tasting. We'll thumb wrestle to see who buys first round. I'm ***world thumbwrestling champion btw.4. Go to the Zoo and see if we see any of your relatives.5. Bring our social rendezvous to a close with a kiss, assuming you haven't scared me away and we're having an awesome time. Presumptuous? Hey, if your not a good kisser.... this isn't going to work out.
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EdmundOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm a single father of 2. I'm a very active and busy man who loves the outdoors, sports, hunting and fishing. I'm also a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu black belt and used to compete all over the globe. I'm a huge music but, primarily alternative, rock, country and a little bit of hip hop. I'm very open so if you want to know anymore about me please feel free to ask! I'm the type of guy who is spontaneous. I don't like plans so much lol. A great first date could vary from a night out on the town to dinner and a movie. Or even something extremely adventurous if you are the type who can hang lol
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TaskillOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Me...Funny and don't take myself too seriously...I will definitely make you smile and laugh!I'm also honest, loyal, respectful, chivalrous, patient, able to connect on an emotional level, a great kisser...and all those other things that girls like!Did I mention your parents are going to love me?!I can be a complete dork and geek out over the dumbest things!Super cool dad and have two young children...a 10 year old daughter and a 7 year old son who I couldn't be more proud of!Jeans and t-shirt kind of guy that cleans up okay and always smells good!I drive a truck...No, not a "pimped out" Escalade but a real truck that looks like a truck and drives like one!I like sports...Football, Baseball, Hockey, Basketball, and especially Boxing!Love a good "chick flick" that tugs on the heartstrings as long as the guy gets the girl in the end!Amazing in bed...I once slept 'till 4pm!I'm also handy and can do everything from change a light bulb to remodel your kitchen!;American Girl" is the best song ever!After a few drinks, I sometimes sing karaoke and I'm a world champion backgammon player!..is that too forward?Ha!You...I'm not overly picky but here's a few things that would be nice...I'm a complete sucker for nice teeth and a great smile...a "bad grill" is a total deal breaker!Tattoos are okay as long as they're not distasteful...if you have a pot leaf on your hip, a pair of horseshoes on your ass, or a prison teardrop then it's probably not going to work between us!If you have kids please have only one "baby daddy"...I like to keep things simple and not overly complicated!Have a job...or be SERIOUSLY going to school for something!Work sucks but we all have to do it! Lastly, be real...just be yourself! Color me old fashioned but I don't kiss on the first date!If you're lucky, I'll end the night with a fist bump and if it's a really good date I might even "blow it up"!