SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DustinOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Dustin. I am never married catholic caucasian man with kids from Rockport, Indiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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NevilleOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
i like spend time outdoors when the weather is right. i also like to spend quiet evenings at home. i like to go fishing and walking down trails. i like all kinds of music. if you can't handle the truth from a guy that is nothing but honest and up front then don't contact me. i am sick and do have medical problems but i do live life to the fullest each and every day. i DO NOT let my health get me down. the things i DO NOT want: Drama Head Games Jealousy issues Control issues Drug Addicts judgmental people things i DO want: trust honesty communication skills faithfulness open minded i know what i want in life. i know i got dating as my status but every relationship has to start some where. IF it turns out to lead to more the better. just thought i would throw this in just for something different. if anyone wants to go grab a drink with no strings attached hit me up. my idea of a first date would be doing what ever just as long as we could get to know each other better.
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CoyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
"Adventure...Excitement...hmmmph...a Jedi craves not these things."Ok, so that was the headline I was going for. I mean, let's be real here. Socrates and Descartes are great, but they'd be cut to ribbons in a Light-Saber duel. But enough about my geekdom, let me do the whole "why am I here and what am I looking for" thing.1.) Why Am I here? Eh, it is kind of a personals/dating site, so that one is easily solved. I will admit, I haven't exactly had the best luck picking them. In fact, I'm just thiiiis close to joining a Monastery at this point. Seriously, I actually Googled it before doing this and let me tell you, some of those places look like pretty hip and happenin' party palaces.(I mean, hey, it works with rival Satellite TV companies.) 2.) What am I looking for?Ok, after reading the above, surely you know that you must possess a bit of a sense of humor. Just be honest, a good person in general, and don't worship Satan or commit felonies on a daily basis.(Yes, weekly is fine. Moderation is key.) To be honest, it would probably be easier for me to point out what I am NOT looking for, so here goes (WARNING - Sarcasm Ahead - Proceed with caution.)1.) No alcoholics, please. (Ever skipped a funeral to "get your drink on?"...yeah, this means you.)clarification: Ok, in fairness to the AA club, obviously it would kind of depend on whose funeral. High basketball games (j.v. And the cool thing about old Zeke is, he'd be cool with that. But if Granny leaves us, and you feel the same urge? Well, either there's something wrong with you, or those are some kick-ass Mozzarella sticks.2.)No Bible thumpers, please. I know, you think this flies in the face of my earlier "don't worship Satan" bit. Not at all. I don't mean to say, or imply, that you being religious is a bad thing. Just don't be an extremist or anything.(Suicide bombers need not apply. Don't get me wrong, a chick that's down for a cause is hot, but what if that first date was really great and I wanted a 2nd one? That would be an awkward conversation, wouldn't it?Me: "So, I had the best time with you tonight. Would you like to do it again sometime? How about next Friday?"Her: "Ummm, I kind of have this thing I have to do next Friday..."...;the occult". Well. Ok, maybe Voldemm..uhh you know who I mean (*phew* that was a close one.)3.) No Liars please. (Got yourself a significant other? Good, I'm happy for you. Stick with them. I'd really like to be with you in Starbucks and not have to worry about finding a ***pound linebacker looking dude staring me in the face while growling out the phrase "Whatareyoudoinwithher,huh?" while nervously clutching my Hot Chocolate...you know, not because I'm scared or anything. It's just that, well, have you seen the prices in that place? I don't want to risk a spill here.)I'm not really sure why I haven't found my true love yet. It could be that I'm just a tad different than most ladies cup o' tea. For example, I'm not stunningly gorgeous, but then I make up for it by having an excellent knack for picking out just the right greeting cards. I'm not a rich man (*sings* but..If I were a rich man..." Ok, so I've watched a musical or 2 or 3 in my time. Tevye knew what he was talking about. (Seriously, I'm scary good at it. Let me put it this way....Well, I may be the only hope for mankind, people. So just keep in mind that you, yes YOU..could potentially be dating the savior of the planet Earth. I'm just sayin...Any other questions? (Honestly, I'd write more, but it seems I've run out of room here. Thanks, Plenty O' Fish!