SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ZadokOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
On any given day you'd find my smiling or laughing 90% of the time, life is far too short not to be enjoying yourself! I'm a very low key guy at this point in my life. I don't need or want to go out to go out like I did in my younger 30's. Not my style anymore. I'd much rather prefer dinner out or drinks at a local pub. Most nights you'll find me staying the night in making dinner with my pup at my side..he is anticipating me dropping something;) I tend to wake up pretty early on the weekends(even tho I wish I could sleep in). So it's a few cups of coffee and at the dog park or shopping, Saturday football with the boys. I have to get out of town at once a month or so. You must love to travel and get out and see new things and places, jumping in the car and seeing where it takes us with no expectations. I'm not a planner for the most part, what I do depends on how feel that day.
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DerwinOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I apologize now if anyone is offended for the one picture with my shirt off. What is the difference of a woman in her bathing suit posting it, and a guy in his boxers. I'm just a guy that likes to do alot of outdoor activities, fishing in the summer and hunting in the winter. I love to shoot my bow when i'm not at work and love going to the shooting range when i get chance. I'm a good cook so what i've been told, let me put it this way i've never had any leftovers at least the BBQ anyways. I love to build things with my hands, i'm not one of those guys that likes to just go out and buy things because everyone has one. I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking, I don't like to fight but ain't scared to bleed. I'm not into bars other than a occasional nite out here an there. I would rather drink at home or cook dinner and watch a movie. I would love to meet that special someone that makes my heart skip a beat every time they call or I look at them. I want a woman that I can come home to and cuddle up on the couch and laugh about the day I had, tell me that they had a shitty day and laugh as well. This day and age couples are about money and material things, I do not need any of that. . I would love to find a woman that can challenge me in a mud wrestling contest, horse shoes,water balloon fight, whatever! Something to laugh at or to remember for a lifetime. If your still reading this then pay attention closley, no pics no reply! I do not date black women Simple dinner,dancing,coffee,icecream,drinks,zoo,walk in the park,karaoke nite,boat ride on the lake,comedy club,shooting range. I guess something to break the ice until we get to know each other.
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CoyOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
"Adventure...Excitement...hmmmph...a Jedi craves not these things."Ok, so that was the headline I was going for. I mean, let's be real here. Socrates and Descartes are great, but they'd be cut to ribbons in a Light-Saber duel. But enough about my geekdom, let me do the whole "why am I here and what am I looking for" thing.1.) Why Am I here? Eh, it is kind of a personals/dating site, so that one is easily solved. I will admit, I haven't exactly had the best luck picking them. In fact, I'm just thiiiis close to joining a Monastery at this point. Seriously, I actually Googled it before doing this and let me tell you, some of those places look like pretty hip and happenin' party palaces.(I mean, hey, it works with rival Satellite TV companies.) 2.) What am I looking for?Ok, after reading the above, surely you know that you must possess a bit of a sense of humor. Just be honest, a good person in general, and don't worship Satan or commit felonies on a daily basis.(Yes, weekly is fine. Moderation is key.) To be honest, it would probably be easier for me to point out what I am NOT looking for, so here goes (WARNING - Sarcasm Ahead - Proceed with caution.)1.) No alcoholics, please. (Ever skipped a funeral to "get your drink on?"...yeah, this means you.)clarification: Ok, in fairness to the AA club, obviously it would kind of depend on whose funeral. High basketball games (j.v. And the cool thing about old Zeke is, he'd be cool with that. But if Granny leaves us, and you feel the same urge? Well, either there's something wrong with you, or those are some kick-ass Mozzarella sticks.2.)No Bible thumpers, please. I know, you think this flies in the face of my earlier "don't worship Satan" bit. Not at all. I don't mean to say, or imply, that you being religious is a bad thing. Just don't be an extremist or anything.(Suicide bombers need not apply. Don't get me wrong, a chick that's down for a cause is hot, but what if that first date was really great and I wanted a 2nd one? That would be an awkward conversation, wouldn't it?Me: "So, I had the best time with you tonight. Would you like to do it again sometime? How about next Friday?"Her: "Ummm, I kind of have this thing I have to do next Friday..."...;the occult". Well. Ok, maybe Voldemm..uhh you know who I mean (*phew* that was a close one.)3.) No Liars please. (Got yourself a significant other? Good, I'm happy for you. Stick with them. I'd really like to be with you in Starbucks and not have to worry about finding a ***pound linebacker looking dude staring me in the face while growling out the phrase "Whatareyoudoinwithher,huh?" while nervously clutching my Hot Chocolate...you know, not because I'm scared or anything. It's just that, well, have you seen the prices in that place? I don't want to risk a spill here.)I'm not really sure why I haven't found my true love yet. It could be that I'm just a tad different than most ladies cup o' tea. For example, I'm not stunningly gorgeous, but then I make up for it by having an excellent knack for picking out just the right greeting cards. I'm not a rich man (*sings* but..If I were a rich man..." Ok, so I've watched a musical or 2 or 3 in my time. Tevye knew what he was talking about. (Seriously, I'm scary good at it. Let me put it this way....Well, I may be the only hope for mankind, people. So just keep in mind that you, yes YOU..could potentially be dating the savior of the planet Earth. I'm just sayin...Any other questions? (Honestly, I'd write more, but it seems I've run out of room here. Thanks, Plenty O' Fish!