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Lauretta, 39

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About Me

I guess I am not typical of a woman my age.....I am not looking for the white picket fence...I want someone who is willing to invest as much as I am in a mutually satisfying pairbond...not looking for a signer on a mortgage...not to say that I don't want commitment...but actual dedication to spending time with me is what counts...I'm not really out going...unless I am exiting a building. I usually have a book nearby, and I am not afraid to read it. I like all kinds of music from Joan Baez to Gin Blossoms to Slipknot to Harry Connick, Jr to Tchaikovsky to the Foo Fighters. I am a published poet, short fiction writer and photographer. I like to paint and to make objets d'art from found items. I enjoy road trips and cooking and urban hiking. I like picnics and poetry and cemeteries....I will often combine the three. I like coffee and old bookstores...nothing smells better than an old book... I watch superhero movies and cartoons and porn...sometimes I watch pornographic superhero cartoons. I can be a sophisticated redneck. I live for wit and sarcasm and a dry sense of humor. I love a great writing *** learning about serial killers.I am looking for a companion and partner in crime. Someone to laugh with, go for walks, try new restaurants with...someone who is cool to hang out in jammie pants all day playing X-men vs Street Fighter and eating cereal, but still be willing to go to an art show if the occasion were to arise. Artistic is a plus, but an appreciation of art is a must...great sense of humor and ability to make fun of themselves as well as others because my acidic life observations have no limits...must be confident and secure and be able to hold a conversation with me without busting out a dictionary. Message me if you have the right combination of sensuality, intellect and goofiness... Coffee...always coffee...I want a chance to see if the date is worth the commitment of a hamburger...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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