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Lauretta, 39

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About Me

I guess I am not typical of a woman my age.....I am not looking for the white picket fence...I want someone who is willing to invest as much as I am in a mutually satisfying pairbond...not looking for a signer on a mortgage...not to say that I don't want commitment...but actual dedication to spending time with me is what counts...I'm not really out going...unless I am exiting a building. I usually have a book nearby, and I am not afraid to read it. I like all kinds of music from Joan Baez to Gin Blossoms to Slipknot to Harry Connick, Jr to Tchaikovsky to the Foo Fighters. I am a published poet, short fiction writer and photographer. I like to paint and to make objets d'art from found items. I enjoy road trips and cooking and urban hiking. I like picnics and poetry and cemeteries....I will often combine the three. I like coffee and old bookstores...nothing smells better than an old book... I watch superhero movies and cartoons and porn...sometimes I watch pornographic superhero cartoons. I can be a sophisticated redneck. I live for wit and sarcasm and a dry sense of humor. I love a great writing *** learning about serial killers.I am looking for a companion and partner in crime. Someone to laugh with, go for walks, try new restaurants with...someone who is cool to hang out in jammie pants all day playing X-men vs Street Fighter and eating cereal, but still be willing to go to an art show if the occasion were to arise. Artistic is a plus, but an appreciation of art is a must...great sense of humor and ability to make fun of themselves as well as others because my acidic life observations have no limits...must be confident and secure and be able to hold a conversation with me without busting out a dictionary. Message me if you have the right combination of sensuality, intellect and goofiness... Coffee...always coffee...I want a chance to see if the date is worth the commitment of a hamburger...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Terica

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I'm an open, easy going and down to earth person. I'm very dedicated to my career but have managed to find a good balance between work and allowing room for whatever else life has to offer. Family and friends are important to me. I like to be outside enjoying the various seasons as often as possible (though spring and fall are my fav!) and am always open to trying new activities. I enjoy an evening out but equally enjoy some down time by staying in and watching a movie or curling up with a good book.I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle by working out several times a week and eating clean. I've currently listed my body type as average but I'm looking forward to continuing my journey to an improved me. There are many more interests and qualities about myself I could add to the list above, but then how much fun would I be to chat with if you already know everything about me?! : ) Best of luck in your search!

  • Aubrie

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Hi, I am a very curvy, intelligent, self sufficient woman, with a very generous heart. This has burned me in the past, so take it easy on me. I am very easy going and hate drama or conflict so don't bring it. I have an amazing ability to see the good in all that life has to throw your way, you can’t dwell on the negative or you will never be happy. I LOVE to laugh!! I'm quick witted and have an awesome sense of humor... probably one of my better qualities...hence the tomboy part of my headline :) I was a very rough and tumble kinda girl growing up, I can dress up, (would love for a guy to pick out an outfit for me) but I am the most comfortable casual. I'm so glad I don't have to dress up everyday for work :) Must haves in a partner: Intelligence, common sense, trust worthiness, loyalty, honesty, patience, great sense of humor, integrity, strength both mentally and physically, non judgmental, love animals, love children, love sex ;) and oh yeah single. Sanity is a must as well. If you are set in your ways and have no ambition in life please don't even bother me. If you do any drugs other than ***then I'm not interested either. If you are immature and don't know how to have an adult conversation or relationship don't waste my time.Being a single mom of four kids (I always have the youngest, the older three go to their dads a few days a week) can be pretty crazy but I have goals and I'm determined to achieve them. I have lived a pretty full life for my age. I have a lot to offer the right guy. My kids are my priority and I am very family oriented.I know how to treat a man and I deserve to be treated properly. I don't need to have a man "take care" of me, I'm capable of taking care of myself and my four children (3 boy,12 boy,13 girl,15 boy). I have a nice house on 20 acres, where I raise/train dogs and have horses. I like my toys and tools :) I am into muscle cars, I own three. I used to drag race motorcycles and cars. Love snowmobiling and dirt bikes/ATV's (have many). I am probably not like any other woman you have ever met and I’m proud of that, I’m very unique. Best compliment I ever got from a guy was "You are very intriguing and you are the only woman I have ever met that has true common sense." Meant alot more to me than the eye/smile/body compliments...not that I don't like compliments lol I want someone to want me as a person, not because I have big tits and a nice ass, because that kind of attraction fades. To be honest I have always been attracted to guys that are taller than me, nice smiles/eyes and are exceptional at something I'm interested in....muscle cars, dragracing, carpentry, dogs, horses, motorcycles, and hopefully have bigger muscles than I do lol. But I am open minded to a point.I want a strong, supportive man who is not intimidated by an intelligent, strong, independent woman. I realize I have a lot of baggage, but it is how you deal with the curve balls in life that makes you into a strong person. I have been pretty candid with my description, but that is how I am…like I said before I’m not going to settle this time around. I know the ONE is out there somewhere, are you HIM?Good luck guys :)I apologize in advance if I don't get back with you right away or I answer with short replies...probably means I haven't gotten on my computer and I am using my phone.FYII met someone on here about three months ago and hit it off right away, deleted my profile and thought things were going great. We never had a disagreement, had a blast together, etc. Well out of the blue he decided that I wasn't the girl for him without giving me any reason. He even broke up with me though a text message. Positive out of this was I finally realized that I am capable of caring about someone again after my past relationships....negative is that I have no idea what I did wrong and it is driving me crazy. So if you are one of those guys that have no balls and run then don't waste my time either. The best first date I ever had was going to bundy hill

  • Fanni

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am a Honest single mom, most of my friends consider me a fun loving sweet heart that knows how to keep people laughing! I have a great sense of humor & enjoy having fun & looking for like minded men. I am also a very hard worker & enjoy my job. I also enjoy taking my 4x4 off road, & hiking in my spare time. I enjoy just about all kinds of music but prefer the type of music played on B93.7 ... I am open to seeing & learning new & exciting things. Please, If you are interested in me; Do me a favor and actually Read my profile!! I have said I would like an honest man who likes some of the same things as I do! But listed below are some of the things I do not want but it seems like not too many guys on here are reading it! I do NOT want anyone to contact me if You only want to "Hook-Up", it's Not going to happen guys! Please respect my wishes and I'll respect yours!! I would like to find someone I feel is as good looking as I am and has respect for me and wants to get to know me! Please don't Judge me before you know me, U can't know me by just reading my profile. Also, If you can't show me a picture why would I want to talk to you? That is the 1st sign of trying to hide something from me and it's only a red flag! I also want to add, I do Not want a man who is Old enough to be my father, so don't ***, Please! I am Not trying to be mean just brutally honest, you have your list that a woman has to be before u date her; And I have mine! This is just what I prefer, Please respect that! Please, No Drama, and No BS Mind Games... I'm Not interested in Someone that just wants to play Games... I just don't have time for that... Time is precious ... We all Need to use it wisely, No one knows how much longer we had on this Earth So why Not Enjoy the time we have left?? I enjoy creative ideas & open for something new. But I think one idea I would enjoy simple & sweet: Going to Dinner Downtown & Going for a walk through the park afterwards to enjoy talking & getting to know each other better! But I think anything where two people can enjoy getting to know each other & both are having a good time sounds like a perfect 1st date to me no matter what we are doing! I Also like going to the movies, or cuddling up on the couch with a movie (but not the 1st date) of course!

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