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Shay, 33

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About Me

I want to date but am looking for a relationship. I love to laugh & make people laugh. I have some pretty thick skin & need someone with the same because I am VERY sarcastic. Very. I have a 7 yr old son who is with his father half the time so I have plenty of free time. I have a job & so should you if you contact me. Also, please have all of your visible teeth (that's always a plus). I don't date guys who don't like onions (not liking raw onions is acceptable) I know it sounds crazy but I love to cook & cooking for picky eaters sucks. Super Troopers is my most favorite movie. I'm not a salesperson so selling myself isn't a strong point, I'll let my awesome personality do that! :) I feel like you can get to know someone in person just as easy as you can on the phone/Internet, if you just want to chat or text for days & days & never meet then please don't waste my time. (We don't have to know each others whole life story before meeting for the first time.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

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