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Averie, 31

Offline, last seen Mon, 23 Feb 2026 10:30:53

About Me

I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Cari

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    i am a very open minded yet stubborn independant woman who can hold my own...i cannot handle being smothered or neglected am looking for the perfect balance of both...hope eventually i will find someone that respects how hard i work and my party girl side as well and won't try to hold me back...i am very driven and am spoiled by myself so it takes alot to impress me...

  • Keithia

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Well, I am a teacher and small town farm girl. I enjoy spending time at home, but also enjoy getting dressed up and going out with friends. I got my hunting license a few years ago and enjoy hunting pheasant in the fall. I love KU basketball and am a complete nut during college basketball season! However, I don't personally play any sports and never really have. So, if you are looking for an athlete, I'm probably not your type.I am a middle school language arts teacher. I also write for a grammar website! Love teaching, but don't always love some of the things that come along with it! New school this year, so that is a new challenge, but loving the change so far! I believe that marriage is not about finding that person who "completes you". I think you should already be complete and confident in yourself and marriage should be about finding someone that you can share that with. I am looking for a man who is dependable, who can support me in my career and hobbies, who also has his own hobbies, who is confident in himself, but not arrogant, who doesn't mind being a little silly sometimes! Someone who is not afraid of a strong woman, but can also be my rock when I'm not so strong. Intelligence is also important to me. You don't have to have a degree to be considered intelligent, but I am interested in finding someone who can challenge me intellectually. Having a "nice guy" is a great thing, but he also has to be able to support his family, make decisions, and stand up for himself in life!I do not have any children of my own, but am ready for that in my life. I've been with guys who have kids from previous relationships and sometimes it has gone well, and sometimes not so well. I guess, ultimately, it comes down to being a good father, whether you already have children or not.Question of the day: Why do the majority of men on meetville have pictures of themselves while driving???

  • Chieko

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Update- If you send, "hey" as your *** expect a response. :-) It's been a minute or two since I've been on a date, and I'm looking to get back out there. Historically, I have dated athletes and I'm not opposed to that type still. I teach high school students so if my guy is great at sarcasm then we will get along swimmingly. :-) The more educated and active the better. I'm also looking to get out of my comfort zone and explore the city and the communities around me. Please don't message me your number and ask me to trade racy photos...Lets keep it classy and respectful, please. I want to be a person of substance and integrity. I can find a FWB in my inner circle, and I won't use this site for that purpose. If that's your goal, best of luck, there are plenty of fish in this pond. In short, I know what im looking for, please don't get upset if I don't respond and don't send me an *** I deleted you....it makes you look foolish. If you are positive and want to move at a slower pace shoot me an *** to what's in store!! Some place we can talk and get to know each other.

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