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Averie, 31

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About Me

I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Hello, hello !! So a little bit about me.....Well I am a 35 year old hopeless romantic. That's right I'm still looking for that guy on some horse. Anyway, I have old fashion beliefs. I believe a relationship is built on respect, honesty, trust, and faithfulness. As an individual I consider myself pretty down to earth and real. I am not about games or drama. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I am a single mom. My son who is 14 keeps me pretty busy, however I do know how important it is for me to have my personal time as well. (Which is where this whole thing comes in.) My son is the number one man in my life and always will be. If you are okay with that, then I'm okay with you. When I do take time for myself I enjoy fishing, having a drink while I throw a round of darts, and I'm a bit of a karaokee junkie. Basically I like to have fun. I am quick witted and keep most people on their toes. I tend to think outside the box as well as remembering the inside of the box is still an option. If you're looking for a kind hearted, thoughtful, caring, fun, silly, easy going, positive, down to earth type of gal, then you just found her. Anything original. Put thought and a little effort into it and it's usually a winner.

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Single mom, full time student, small business owner, looking for someone to spend my spare time with. While I have children, I am in no way looking for a dad for my kids. They have one of those, yes, four kids one dad. I am not looking for a fast hook up, to be someone's booty call, or FWB. Come on, we are grown-ups. I am however looking for that man that makes me laugh when we are together, and who the thought of him brings a smile to my face when we are not together. I want an actual relationship, I want to fall in love. In short, I want to find the man that makes me want to delete this profile and not look back. I am not a super model, by any means, and I like it that way. I am sarcastic, mouthy, intelligent, kind, and I am working very hard to attain some goals. I love tattoos and find them to be beautiful and sexy. I currently have 6, with three more waiting in the wings for the right time to get them. So if you are morally opposed to tats, I'm not your girl. If any of that, or preferably all of that, sounds good to you, feel free to drop me a line. If I do not answer, please do not keep sending more. And please, please, please do not send me a picture of your junk. I'm sure it is very impressive, and you should be very proud. Now put it away. Thanks and good luck! Surprise me....

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