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AverieOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.
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MelonieOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am very laid back type of girl your typical jeans and t-shirt girl I like to laugh if you can make me laugh that is a plus I have a great personality and is looking for someone who does as well honesty is huge too. I like to watch movies hang out with my niece when she is here and go get our nails done. I also just love to just hang out I am over the bar scene and clubs. I love all types of music. my goal in life is to one day find "the one" and to have them as my best friend and to be perfectly imperfect together. I love to dance and sing to the radio in the car like no one is watching. I have 5 tattoos all very tasteful and love a guy with or without tattoos. I am silly and don't take myself to seriously. I love animals too. I am very family orientated and I would be no where with out them. I am new to this whole online dating thing and I am not really sure what to say in these boxes so if you want to know anything about me I am pretty much an open book just shoot me an *** my first date. I really don't know I would like to leave it up to the guy to surprise me but going out for icecream is a cute idea going to the movies you really cant talk to get to know eachother so..... maybe going to the beach or walking downtown eating an ice cream cone would be cute but or even dinner would be nice I am sorry I am not good planning dates that's why I said I would have the guy surprise me !!!
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AliceOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Just ask ill tell ya i don't have anything to hidek Movie dinner and just haning out talking