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Anstace, 33

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About Me

Im nice gal with a good heart, i've no heirs or graces, told im very funny but ill let others be the judge of that, I love a good belly laugh and I'll do almost anything to have it, What do you call a Goat in a Boat?????? Billy Ocean Mwah hahaha..Did you hear about the Guy who couldn't pay the Exorcist?????? He got Repossessed Lol too funnyIm very down to earth, not high maintenance, cant stand drama!!! Hoping to find a nice guy with a good sense of humor, caring, considerate and respectful, I like a Man to be a Man so no eyebrow plucking (unless you have a big funky unibrow) no false tan or spending an age in the Mirror, 8 o' clock shaddow or hairy is good with me and im a sucker for a nice smile CHEESE ???I dont expect to be wined &.I like a good night on the tiles every now and again and getting all dolled up but I also love a cosy night on the sofa in my Penneys passion killer pjs with a drinky poo, munchies and a good Dvd, would be even better if I had a nice handsome, cuddly guy to sprawl on...???I dont want my profile to be long winded and boring so ill zip it now!No pic no reply, I have a few photos up so I think its only fair..I wont be playing *** with anybody for weeks either. We could watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory and share a jar of Nutella..:)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Cassity

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-22

    Text me. :***.469.***and I don't want any pervs texting me. I'm looking for someone who has the same interests as me and who can make me laugh and smile. Spending time together and enjoying life is everything to me. Sex is nothing to me so please don't text me if you just want in my pants.

  • Keeley

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I am new to this whole online dating thing but I figure that I would give it a try. It is difficult to describe myself and my "perfect match" in a couple of paragraphs but I will try my best. I enjoy traveling and getting away, RI can become pretty dull very fast. The teaching profession has a definite perk which is time off. During my vacations I try to get away, preferably somewhere warm, where I can sit on the beach. I love the ocean and I try to spend time there as much as possible. I have to say that I am not really the kind of person who enjoys the cold or traveling to the mountains. A sense of humor is very important to me otherwise I may find others to be somewhat boring. I have no problem putting myself on the line for a good laugh. I am a very big "practical joker" and enjoy acting like a clown sometimes, all in good nature of course. I am also very interested in music and art. I thoroughly enjoy listening to quality music and appreciate all forms of art. The world needs more artists. Eventually I would like to live somewhere with a warmer climate, so that I can sit on the beach and relax regardless of the season. Winter is just so depressing, I enjoy being outside and breathing in fresh air without having to put on half of my wardrobe. Well, there is so much more about me and I dont think I can summarize much more within a few paragraphs. I am the type of person who would rather just meet face to face, this internet thing only gets you so far. All in all, I am sick of going out to bars and finding idiots, that game gets pretty tedious. I hope to find someone to build a relationship with or just develop friendships. Contact me and we will see if you make the cut first!!

  • Martha

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I'm a 35 year old single mother of two They are my world and always come first.I love my bulldog she is ytill a puppy. I've worked in the medical field most of mylife. I enjoy walking and activities in the outdoors.I have a wonderful group of family and friends. My friends and I get andtogether often to spend time with each other and our kids.I enjoy trying new foods, and new expirences.I love going to the beach. I enjoy reading and am always trying to learn about new things. I don't watch much tv I'm busy spending time with my kids and reading.I'm a woman with curves so if that's not your thing. I'm not for you. drinks, coffee, dinner

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