SIMILAR PEOPLE
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FranchescaOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
33yr old looking for somthing more than just "fun" - with the right guy of course :) I enjoy going out whether eating out, pubs/clubs, cinema but also enjoy just chilling out - if your into similar get in touch.
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AverieOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.
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ElizebethOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
First off I have to start by saying if you're on here looking to get laid...then please don't waste my time. I'm not interested in a booty call...I find it really sad that I have to put this out here like that...but somewhere along the lines men and women decided there was no need for courting...I guess I'm old fashioned...as I still expect a man to be respectful and not distasteful. So please...let's not waste each others time!I'm a single mom of 2 kids...I work full time..have my own place..and have my own car. Ideally I'd like to find a man who has the same. I'm funny..outspoken..and a tad sarcastic...so I definitely need someone who can keep up.I also would like to note that if you're going to take the time to send me a message. ..Is it asking too much for the message to contain more then "hey what's up...how are you?" i mean that doesn't leave any room for an actual conversation to begin...so come on fellas. ..Lets see how creative you can be! Lol