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AverieOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.
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AdriannahOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I love to laugh and have new experiences. I may not be the best at everything but I believe in trying most everything once; and making every attempt a fun experience. I am currently finishing my BA in Marketing. My children (ages 5 and 7) are my blessings and bring me joy daily, along with a little touch of insanity to keep it interesting. I love working hard and living life to the absolute fullest. Above all I want to teach them that the world is a big place with many opportunities and not to get bogged down by small town drama. We love going to the local parks and to Bernheim when the opportunity arises. I have never been skiing, but I am hoping to remedy that this winter. I'm sure I'll become my own personal snow plow due to my lack or controlled coordination. I would eventually like to learn how to flip upside down. :) I tend to have a sacrastic witty sense of humor. Some jokes land ... and some are duds.Being the daughter of a military man I was taught to shoot and clean guns at an early age. I am still not as skilled as I would like to be, but I enjoy time at the range. Shooting is a way to relax and focus. Sometimes I go to Knob Creek and shoot, but I would rather shoot at a friends farm or low key site. The amount of people at Knob Creek sometimes makes me tense. My son is shooting bow and arrow. I haven't picked up this sport yet, but have greatly enjoyed his success. I like to push my fear level and challenge myself to try new things. As much as I love adventure, I also love a good book or movie. The only problem with good books is that I normally read cover to cover. There have been moments where I've looked at the clock and realized that while the book was fantastic, I will only get an hour or two of sleep before the next day begins. This is probably one of my worst habits. I blame the writers. There's nothing better than a lazy rainy day with a good book, cup of tea and snugly blankets. My love of books is similar to my love of music. Blues is probably one of my favorite forms, but I typically enjoy most types. My brother makes sure I listen to my monthly rations of heavy metal, public radio 90. I love music. It helps to change my inner-state. Describe my ideal match...? Someone who isn't afraid to be honest. Someone that is patient and kind with a generous spirit. Someone that would be my friend and encourage me to live to my fullest potential. Being a single mom with a full time job and school as a side gig, I need someone that can be flexible with their time and understand when things don't go as planned. After all half of life's adventure are the unplanned journeys.
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PheobeOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Sociable with a very positive outlook on life. I am up for a laugh and trying new things. Family and friends are very important to me. I work hard and I love to travel. I try and see somewhere new every year. There is just so much to see. I am by no means a gym bunny but I do enjoy my spinning classes. Coffee seems to be a popular choice.