SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Lizette
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
****Before I get started I will save some time for you guys that are looking to just get laid, I AM NOT THE ONE AND NO,I WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND OR BESTFRIEND...LOOK FOR THE SLUTS THAT TALK ABOUT SEX ON THEIR PROFILES, THOSE ARE THE ONES YOU WANT!!!!!! I had to do that because I am getting so many "boys" just asking to sleep with me and that ain't gonna happen**** Anyway I am a kind hearted woman that would love to find that fairy tale marriage and family. I am willing to take on another mans children as long as he is willing to take on mine. my chldren are very well behaved and respectful and I pride myself on the way I have raised them. I don't care what you do for a career as long as you are taking care of yourself and your children if you have any. I am very easy to get along with and love to laugh and act silly and try different things as long as they are not too dangerous. I love camping and things like that and really just want to find the one to settle down with and start a family but of course I would like to date first and not jump into anything right away. I am open to almost anything (except sex) for a first date and will try many different things (nothing dirty) but I can go to dinner, a movie, hiking, an aces game, out for drinks. I can be a cheap date..lol.. so no need to plan a crazy expensive date....I am far from one of those snobby money hungry chicks out there.
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Vergie
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I'm an easy-going, smart professional who is ready to meet her match. I am looking for someone to share some laughs with and just be ourselves together. A healthy appreciation of old Seinfeld episodes is a plus. A great first date to me is meeting up for a drink or two just getting to know each other...
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Averie
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I like...•To party•Extreme cuddling•Break-dance dancing•Hockey fights•Smiling•Clock radios or radio clocks•Hallmark channel•Monster truck rallies••Social niceties•Water ballon wars•Reading in list/bullet-point format•Tight pants•Robot technology•The Phillies Fanatic•Baby farts•America...eff yeah!!!•Chicken Samwiches•Fabulous sh!tI can...••Not play video games for hours on end.•Roll my eyes pretty hardI have...•irrational fears...like drowning at the aquarium from the glass breaking and being eaten by a shark or being attacked by a pack of rabid wiener dogs or the world being taken over by robots or zombies (they're interchangeable).•Been living out my childhood fantasy of being a single mom.•?!•A short fuse with adults who are *** am...•A Scorpio•A laid back mutha humper•A baton twirler•A mamacita with dos bambinos•As loyal as a golden retriever•31 and fairly good at it most daysSave your time and don't bother contacting me if you...••Shave your entire body•Wear makeup•Drive a convertible•Hit woman and/or have no control of your anger•Play games, video or emotional•Behave in a manner similar to that of a teenager•Think that you are God's gift to woman•Worry about your appearance or what others think about you•Have a mental illness•Ever cheated on your spouse/girlfriend•Are a no good, stinking, liar•Verbally abusive•Are a walking contradiction•Can't handle a woman that probably has bigger balls than youWhat really puts the gas in my tank are as follows:•ability to grow a mighty fine beard •an impressive amount of tattoos•play and/or like hockey•actual man (Kid-at-hearts excluded, but man-children, fan-boys, and dudes with the emotional maturity of a 6 year old, need not apply)•a warm heart and an old soul•child and pet friendly Maybe we could find a stoop in the city and kick back with some 40's and our Jesus chains singing Biz Markie songs.